Link a day keeps sanity at bay

[martin ewen]

Not too sure if you two have met...funny, meet sad.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[Butterfly Man]

better late than never

http://www.honestreporting.com/m/legacy.asp

[jester]

That link was spoilt just a Tad by the obvious "Isreal Can Do No Wrong" anle of "Honest Reporting.com."

Any journalism that criticises Isreal is in the opinion of the web site simply "Dishonest."

I don't think anybody doubts that Palestinian Terrorism is wrong. But some people just don't understand that if you keep firing missiles into refugee camps the people you fire at may be inclined to resort to some nasty measures themselves.

Chicken and Egg. It's no good denying the importance of either in the cycle.

[Lynneski]

These are the people in *your* neighbourhood ...

http://www.weisnotsorry.com/

[Chance]

Hi Lynn-

Not sure if you got their point or not, but they are mocking Bush, not supporting him.

[Lynneski]

My niehgbourhood includes Carolyn Parrish ...

Wow! Thanks, Chance ... I feel so much better informed now. How have I managed so far to get along without you??

[martin ewen]

I vote that chance becomes our official irony monitor. Nothing escapes him.
(maybe not even this)

[martin ewen]

meanwhile...

http://www.freedomunderground.org/memoryhole/pentagon.php#Main

[Chance]

don't do irony, but my iron is hot and heavy

"Not sure if you get their point or not..." is enough to attract flames nowadays?

You guys need more sex -- maybe even with each other.

There. Now I sprinkled the gasoline. Ignite at will (reaching stage right for my flame retardant long johns). Knock yourselves out.

[Doctor Eric]

Ironic? Moronic? Or just limp?

Now THAT'S irony. Or is that mediocrity.
Whatever.

[Pudding]

Chance is very truthful. Didnt you know? he knows everything, and remembers all his wrong doings Thats why so many people love him

[Lynneski]

He who has a fuel for a client ...

That's gasoline, Chance? "You guys need more sex"???


Who doesn't?

[martin ewen]

I think he meant to say, 'I've had sex'

.http://www.bananaguard.org.uk/

[Chance]

Sorry guys to let you down, but I'm just not as practised as Martin (or Eric or Jester) when it comes to instigating a flame war. You just have to imagine that it was A LOT of gasoline, not the iddy biddy stuff that I provided. You know, just like when I say something totally innocuous like, "Rumple is here playing his guitar..." and Martin gets all bent outta shape and goes on with some 10-day tirade about how it just can't be true.

Oh, how I aspire to be like Martin some day! I promise to keep plugging guys. Big Leagues here I come!!

[martin ewen]

Gotta start somewhere.

"I aspire to be like Martin some day!"

Well fair enough, join the line.
First up you'll need to develop some humour. This will undoubtedly be your lives greatest challange.
Then next you'll need at least 10 friends, no no it's ok we can wait as long as it takes for you to.
Imagine some,
Pay some people.
Then next you need a new wardrobe

http://www.spandexman.com/superherounitards.html

So ends the first lesson.