going down

[le pire]

Seeing as Evan brought up the inspiring topic of dick jokes in another thread let's just continue...

hmmmm...


dick jokes, what would the subtextual timeline be on dick jokes--

age 0-10 look, I can pee with this! Girls don't have one. What is this???

age 11-14 I've heard you can do more than just pee with this thing, and it's starting to tingle...

age 14- (varies) I can't control it!!! It's taking over!!! AAAaarrrgh! WHAT'S HAPPPENNNIINNNGG!!!?!?!!!!

age 24-48 (plus or minue) Yeah, sure Bob, I get laid ALLLLL the time! You betcha! Yesss Sir! (cough) (cough)
OR
Too busy getting laid to talk about it...

age 49 (ish) - death It used to work, I swear! worked great! used to knock down walls with this monster!
OR
I what I'm gonna do to her... pant pant oooo arrrr slobber slobber (pisses self)

stooping to the lowest common denominator....


etienne

[scot]

are you seriously like that?

[Evan Young]

Haha! I like the subtle double meaning of "going down".

[le pire]

scot,

of course not. I was just listing off the kinds of dick jokes "comedians" typically do according to their ages.

dick jokes are the cheap easy laugh and SOOOO many shit acts do them. I did an 18 week tour a couple of years ago with this comedian who opened for me and he would often do these HORRIBLE dick jokes. He would do the dick jokes that would apply to a guy of about age 14. The problem was, he was 46. It came off to the audience as "psycho" or "dirty old man." Horrible.... Horrible. He was supposed to warm up the audience but more often than not he cleared the room. >>shudder<<

étienne

[Stretch]

$40 a ticket for Puppetry of the Penis. Eight or nine troupes touring just in the states. Go figure.

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