Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See

[Rich Potter]

I've seen:
"Nice People Swallow"

"My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student"

Here's one I want to get printed up:
"Commit Random Acts of Kindness and SHOW US YOUR TITS!"

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[le pire]

"People Who Hate People: UNITE!"

[clapchap]

save the whales. Nuke jesus.

[Cybele]

Bathe Naked

[Airborne Dan]

Honk if you've worked with Cyrus.

[theballoonman]

Well a few of my retro faves...
"If this van be rockin' dont you be knockin."
"Gas, grass, or Ass, nobody rides for free."
"MY other car is a Millenium Falcon."
or the half a crushed kitty cat hanging outta your trunk...oh life was so much simpler then...

ELVIS LIVES,in my basement.
mike

[Jim]

I just saw this one this morning on a big pickup truck...

"Lost your cat? Check under my tires."

[Stephon]

On the back of a biker's t-shirt:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

Not a bumper sticker, but still damn funny in a very wrong way

[le pire]

"honk if you would work with cyrus again"

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

"There is no way to Cyrus. Cyrus is the way."

[Butterfly Man]

"Lost Gazzo? Cash under Cyrus."

[nick nickolas]

I brake suddenly for hallucinations

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

"What Would Cyrus Do?"

[scot]

WWII (world war two)

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

- from George Carlin-

"Proud parents of a kid whose self-esteem is high enough that he doesn't need us to put his academic accomplishments on a fucking bumper sticker."