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  • Lynneski
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 370

    McGuivering

    Yet another noun that has been verbified, along with googling, and, apparently, verbifying...

    I'm sitting here catching up the day after returning from the Windsor festival. We were, of course, in the middle of an ensemble variety show when the lights went out - and spent at least 20 minutes unpatching and repatching the distro because we assumed the green room fridges had blown the circuits again. Har Har. Troupers and pros all, of course the show went on vox only with a borrowed batt amp (thanks, Mike!) and turned out lovely. It was only after the show that we started hearing rumour and supposition, and saw the Detroit skyline start to vanish in the dusk.

    Of course, the show went on. Second oldest form of entertainment, all cash transactions, and ingenuity and cooperation up the wazoo. Quickly pulled together an inventory of self-sufficient gear, and got off shows to the one circle-worth of folks that were there all evening. The site was one of the only places in town making food, since all was propane. Lit the site by parking the golf carts and a few cars/trucks around with their lights on (with Ken paying the price of a dead car at the end of the night). Artists who weren't in a show lit the way from pitch to pitch with torches for the audience. Had a genny with enough juice to power one par lamp, so Monkey kept clambering up the tower to patch light from pitch 3 to 4 and back again so we could transition show to show. Peter Panic had a crank powered radio that kept us tuned to what was shaking. Rubberboy quickly bought up all the candles he could find, and started turing a profit a couple of hours later. Rob Torres drove around town for an hour or more collecting ice from various locations so the beer would be cold when we were done. Had arranged sleepovers for the folks at the elevator-less hotel with those who had liftage (but didn't need them because the lights came on at 2 am before anyone went to bed).

    So tra la la, just another day in the world of street. Nothing really stopped us, apart from the Saturday rains that came from the wrong side of the planet, came in sideways, and obliterated view of anything more than 10 feet away. And even that only halted the proceedings for a short time. A little clown water fight (thanks Rob and Michael), and shows were underway in some fashion again.

    Makes me curious to hear more tales of jerry-rigged solutions, band-aids, and perserverance....but maybe I'll have a nap first.

    Ta Windsor gang,
    Lynneski
  • Jim
    Administrator
    • Dec 2000
    • 1096

    #2
    Great story Lynne. I was wondering how things went with no power up there. Sounds like fire performers would have cleaned up!

    I once split my eyebrow open on the first trick of an hour long performance (at a semi-formal banquet) and had blood rushing down my face. I put on some music and excused myself to go to the bathroom. It was about an inch-long gash that followed the curve of the bone under my eyebrow. (I hit myself in the face with a club.) I cleaned myself up and used half a band-aid to hold the two sides of the cut together. I had to pull the skin above my eyelid kind of tight to seal the wound and immobilize the cut. I didn't want it to open up and start bleeding on stage. With the band-aid stretched from my eyelid over my eyebrow, my right eye was sort-of permanently pulled open. I looked pretty funny. So I walked back on stage within about 5 minutes and did the entire show. Luckily I wear a red shirt, so the blood stains didn't show.

    Another time I was entering the stage for another hour long show and as I was climbing the stairs to go onstage, my shorts caught on the handrail and the outside seam on one of the legs tore right open. So basically I had one leg intact, and the other side had two flaps of cloth dangling from the waistband, and my tighty-whities were gleaming right out into the crowd. This, of course is just after I'm introduced. So I shuffled off backstage and grabbed some black electrical tape. I went back out and taped my shorts back together, winding tape all around my legs, and started the show. It turned out to be a funny running gag because I had to keep fixing the tape.

    The show must go on.

    Jim

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