Who should I do in New York?

[scot]

I'm moving to New York City in October. Who should I meet? What shows should I perform in? What's your problem? New York, eh?

Keep in mind; of all the performers in the world who don't exist, I am the best.

Seriously, I want some scoop and stuff. I've spent a lot of time in that city, but I don't know where I want to live or nothin'. Thanks all y'all.

Scot

[Stretch]

New York Goofs, Bindlestiffs, and the non Lurk Anti Gravity folks come to mind. You would like their Crash Test Dummies show.

Great luck to you!