Let's talk crap about Byron Bertram

[Byron Bertram]

Anybody got any juicy gossip on what a wanker I am? As long as it's all about me it's all good.

[gazzo osborne]

Nobody knows who you are Byron

[Peter]

Does anybody CARE who you are Byron?

[Pyromancer]

What is this? Artists Anonymous?

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[Pyromancer]

And where has he gone?

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[Rev]

Well, at the risk of inflating Byron's ego, I know who he is. I admired the brief clip of his show on the Cellini DVD.

[Greedybogle]

Aw, shit guys. When I read the topic, I thought we were talking about that romantic poet, Lord Byron, and there's plenty of shit to talk about when it comes to him.

Oh, sorry, I misread that part too - I meant 'plenty of crap' not 'plenty of shit'.

But I gotta say it: Who the fuck is this guy? No offence meant.

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[em]

so here is a bit of Byron...
 
They mourn, but smile at length; and, smiling, mourn:
   The tree will wither long before it fall:
   The hull drives on, though mast and sail be torn;
   The roof-tree sinks, but moulders on the hall
   In massy hoariness; the ruined wall
   Stands when its wind-worn battlements are gone;
   The bars survive the captive they enthral;
   The day drags through though storms keep out the sun;
And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on:

   E’en as a broken mirror, which the glass
   In every fragment multiplies; and makes
   A thousand images of one that was,
   The same, and still the more, the more it breaks;
   And thus the heart will do which not forsakes,
   Living in shattered guise, and still, and cold,
   And bloodless, with its sleepless sorrow aches,
   Yet withers on till all without is old,
Showing no visible sign, for such things are untold.

[Jimbo]

well heard throught the grape vine that the one and only byron bertram, that we all know and love, is actually a avid child molester....what didn't you hear that about him....start spreading it.


Jimbo

[scot]

And I heard that he refuses to molest Jewish children. Most of us have seen his swastica tattoos

[Butterfly Man]

Gazzo told me that next to Master Lee, he had the filthiest ass he'd ever penetrated

[Scot Free]

Hey Byron,
you are'nt so ugly but your mother DOES dress you funny!

[malkav powermann]

he is not so bad off,
even jail bait grows up some time !

[Cuffzz]

When Byron stayed with me in Calgary, to pay his rent he didn’t even use his teeth. What a great guy!

Thanks Mr. Byron Bertram!!!

XOXOXO
Ryan

P.S.
Gazzo on the other hand did... Ass hole!

[Jimbo]

i'm ryans room mate and i have to say that when byron payed ryan he obviously he doesn't swallow, because of all the fucking cum stains on my bed

you sick sick bastard, the most disturbing fact was, I thought i was joking about the molestation in my earlyer post, but then i found a pair of shit stained little boys under ware. my god byron at least you could have left some photos and cleaned my sheets.

love jimbo