When a bird shits on you during a show

[Byron Bertram]

What's a good follow up line for when a bird shits on you during a show? I doesn't happen often, but it did today and it killed. What's a good thing to say? Anyone?

[scot]

You want an original line that you made up?

I can't do that for you.

Here are some bird crap lines that I've heard your favorite buskers say:

Butterfly - "He's just mad because my parakeet's f**ing his wife"
Evan - "Like I wasn't white enough."
Gazzo - "That trick was so good, it made a bird come."
Karney - "I swear that bird was wearing a turban."
Taxi - "a scowel from the bowel of a foul. I need a towel"
Al - "looks like he had corn for lunch"
Jerry Salazar - "Right Now..."
Martin - "..."

I forget the other ones I've seen.

[Steven Ragatz]

"Everyone's a critic..."

Steve

[Rex Boyd]

Old joke I heard told by Famous Bramwells:

"What do you do if a bird shits on your head"
"Stop going out with her"

[jester]

A seagull shit on me last night during a show. I didn't need to say a word, I was on a 7ft uni at the time. Everybody noticed and laughed. I'm thinking of training one to do it during every show.