Hat size and penis measuring

[Byron Bertram]

I'm suprised to see that nobody has started a penis measuring hat size topic. You think somebody would.

[Evan Young]

mine is probably the smallest

[nick nickolas]

Nah only a twat would do that !!!!!

Atwat with a small willy!!!!!!

[Stephon]

Do you have a hat that measures penises?

I've heard of putting your penis in a box, but never a hat. . .

[Lynneski]

No, no, Stephon. Byron was looking for a "penis measuring hat size", not a "hat that measures penises".

In other words, you may wear a hat that is 1.5 penises, someone else may wear one that is 1.8 penises.

Of course, that will depend on how cold is is when the hats are tagged.

[ 06-20-2003: Message edited by: Lynneski ]</p>

[Peter Voice]

Love you, Lynneski!!! How do you find the time?

[martin ewen]

I discarded using hats a long time ago, I found I only used them out of fear and as a sort of screen that obscured the real point of my having chosen to be a performer.
I learnt to trust my audience and not cheapen their experience with tired and hollow conventions.
I now simply state at the end of my show. "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, thanks very much I hope you enjoyed my show, If you've enjoyed yourselves, I'd ask that you come up after the show and wedge whatever notes or coins you think this experience was worth up here around , behind, and on top of my penis. "
(on good days you can hardly see my erection!) ( and on bad days people don't breath on the coins first.)

[fracksfreakshow]

frack has a hat that stretches out to be aboot 4 feet long. rather impressive it is, on the larger side of average. maybe someday get to show it off to jewels.

[Jim]

Let's not forget about ass hats.

[theballoonman]

or maybe he was talking about hats made of penis's...like a change purse rhat turns into a beanie???or check out the size of my hardhat...it cums with ear muffs...oh hell.this is just too easy.....
mike shick
"the worlds premiere popcomic."

[StarPixy]

So what is it? The bigger the hat, the bigger the penis? Go Frak! Or is it, the bigger the hat, the bigger the compensation? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Poor Frak! And Evan, I've never heard a guy actually admit that! [img]eek.gif[/img] Then again,everyone says you ARE prettier then me...hmmmm... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[ 06-24-2003: Message edited by: StarPixy ]</p>

[Evan Young]

I collect my tips in a baseball hat (not a very big hat). Iv'e been making pretty decent cash latley, so I must know how to use it well.
my hats have been allmost comperable to all the old vets around with bigger shows than me. Being pretty sure does pay off.

[fracksfreakshow]

yep yep, only one way to find out aboot the hat size for frack. send jewels to cincinnati and frack will let her take all the notes and tell everyone.

[StarPixy]

Hey, can I try on you're hat for size? LOL!!And if you have a big hat does it mean you have big shoes, too? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Ok, I'll be good [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[ 06-25-2003: Message edited by: StarPixy ]</p>

[StarPixy]

I should stop because normally I'm such a good little girl. [img]tongue.gif[/img]