Vent!!

[StarPixy]

I CAN'T STAND IT!! If you don't have an agency, modeling is dumb! Everybody's screwin everybody, and you're no body unless you strip naked. I'm going back to the street where everything is less STUPID!HATE HATE HATE!! KILL KILL KILL! I miss performing. THAT'S the real stuff. Modeling is nice but... it's so superficial. There's no expression, no art. Just lick your lips and be "sexy" is all they want me to do. It's all a bunch of HOO HAA!If I never see another bikini again, it'll be too soon!! I only did 1 shoot so far, and already I'm getting mad. I'm definately gonna keep busking.If I don't I'll lose my mind!!
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Sorry, just venting out alittle anger and hatred... don't mind me.

[Peter Voice]

A "vent", in biological terms, usually refers to an arsehole.

StarPixy, many people will try to tell you that shit just happens.

This is not true! It comes from arseholes.

How It Came to Pass

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, "it is a crock of Shit, and it stinketh."

And the workers went unto their supervisors and said 'It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.'

And the supervisors went unto the managers, saying 'It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.'

And the managers went unto their directors saying, 'it is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength.'

And the Directors talked amongst themselves, saying to one another, 'It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very powerful.'

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, this new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company, with powerful effects.'

And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

This is how shit happens!

[ 06-17-2003: Message edited by: Peter Voice ]</p>

[Peter Voice]

I really don't know if any of my previous post was at all relevent, StarPixie, but I do hope you take it as a sort of "Hang in there, Gal" encouragement thing.
Nil illigitimae carborundum, (I think).

[ 06-17-2003: Message edited by: Peter Voice ]</p>

[Evan Young]

When my friends watch my show the come and tell me what the audience members around them were talking about druing the performance. It seems that more than half of the money i make is from sex apeal alone. For instance, last night some chick said "he's a lot cuter than the zip code guy".
So that's what I'm working on improving the most right now; how do I make the girls even more crazy. I'm not real proud of it but it works and makes for a pretty fun show. Honestly I wish I could just do the modeling thing so I could cut to the chase and get some real money for looking pretty.
good luck with everything.

[Byron Bertram]

[quote]Originally posted by Evan Young:
<strong> Honestly I wish I could just do the modeling thing so I could cut to the chase and get some real money for looking pretty.
good luck with everything.</strong><hr></blockquote>

oooo000000h!!! you ARE pretty. I feel like I owe you some money as I just had the best wank of my life browsing your website. the dorky teen juggler look really makes my prostate swell and ache for attention. give me your address so i can send you a fiver.
thank you.

[ 06-17-2003: Message edited by: Byron Bertram ]</p>

[Blake]

Byron i think your just jealous.
But i didnt know you liked boys.

hope your havin fun where ever you are.
big love blake

[Blake]

Byron i think your just jealous.
But i didnt know you liked boys.

hope your havin fun where ever you are.
big love blake

[Evan Young]

[quote]Originally posted by Byron Bertram:
<strong>

give me your address so i can send you a fiver.
thank you.

[ 06-17-2003: Message edited by: Byron Bertram ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Send your love letters and money to:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

[StarPixy]

LOL, You guys are a riot! Thanks Peter, I love ya <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> And Evan,you may be "cute" but I'm WAY prettier then you!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Thanks you guys. You all rock!

[jester]

Sorry Star Pixie.

Even though I believe I am hetero sexual, I have to say that evan is definately prettier than you. This is not because you arent pretty, you are, but he is even prettier. Poor bastard.

I (on the other hand) am handsomeer than evan in my own ubiased and totally objective opionion, I'm just older and fatter and obnoxious with severe halitosis and flatulence.

Don't give up on modelling though, after all I haven't given up kareoke yet and I'm the reason it is illegal in many eastern european republics.

[StarPixy]

Grrr! Evan is NOT prettier then me!!(shakes fist) I'll have to see for myself! [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img]

[StarPixy]

Oh Evan, I could scratch your eyes out!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />