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T-Shirt Cannon
Stilt Walker goes KA-BOOM!
Well, I got the cannon, works great! Will fire a rolled and
taped t-shirt about a 170 feet! Rolled and untaped, so the
shirts open in flight, will launch two shirts near 70 feet!
Switched to the smaller diameter barrel, and twice launched
a small package of mini donuts - From my yard, across the
street, over my neighbor (and good friend) 's house and into
his back yard! Where his dog started singing and dancing
"it's raining donuts! Hailaluia!"
I wear the co2 cylinder in a backpack, and carry the two foot long cannon under one or both arms. I can still run on my stilts, but only for shorter distances because of the added weight.
Today's Crush arena football game went well. Well my part went well. The crowd loved the flying shirts. I usually fire two at once, high above the crowd, where the shirts float unpredictably for an amazingly long time. Driving the crowd nuts! Unfortunately the Crush lost . . . again.
Since Insane Clown Posse sprays their fans with Fago Orange Soda, I'm trying to sell the idea of celebrating Crush touch downs with orange jello air delivery. To deaf ears, sad to report.
I am looking for other venues to use the cannon. I figure potential festival sponcers will be interested in this exciting method of delivering their swag. Please spread the news!
In the mean time:
After extensive research I'm selling sure to succeed
franchises for the following stupendous opportunities:
"explosive faux painting - art with a bang!" Demo at your favorite gallery, or your ex's home! Actually, I could see doing this at a gallery or even the right nightclub!
Or combine with:
"speedy body painting - after all, time IS money!".
With the appropriate protective gear, this could be a LOT of fun! And it certainly will make your next event the talk of the town! Raves will never be the same again!
"long distance water balloon delivery - Upgrade to Koolaid
for a lasting memory!"
"1812 overture singing telegrams - make a real impact!"
"Speedy lawn seeding"
Dog Dodo Done Gone - "we deliver where others just pick
up!"
"Christmas Tree tinsel installation - no ladder needed!"
Two franchises in one! Double your money making
opportunity!: "Pigeon begone", and "Wedding rice and dove
delivery"
"Large caliber paint ball gun for hire - Paladin had nothing
on this bad baby!"
"Kinder and gentler hip hop enforcer!" Fires marshmallows, dingdongs, twinkees and beanie babies!
Hurry! Call or email NOW to reserve YOUR opportunity to
make EXPLOSIVE profits! Territories going, going, going FAST!
Hope you are having at least as much fun as I am!
Walking tall and stretching imaginations!
Bill "Stretch" Coleman
303-922-4655
Cel 303-907-3855
PS Will be performing with stilts and giant puppets in Farmington and Aztec, NM . Back after Easter.
PPS If you would like to see the T-Shirt launcher video, let me know, I can email it to you.
[ 04-14-2003: Message edited by: Stretch ]</p>
Well, I got the cannon, works great! Will fire a rolled and
taped t-shirt about a 170 feet! Rolled and untaped, so the
shirts open in flight, will launch two shirts near 70 feet!
Switched to the smaller diameter barrel, and twice launched
a small package of mini donuts - From my yard, across the
street, over my neighbor (and good friend) 's house and into
his back yard! Where his dog started singing and dancing
"it's raining donuts! Hailaluia!"
I wear the co2 cylinder in a backpack, and carry the two foot long cannon under one or both arms. I can still run on my stilts, but only for shorter distances because of the added weight.
Today's Crush arena football game went well. Well my part went well. The crowd loved the flying shirts. I usually fire two at once, high above the crowd, where the shirts float unpredictably for an amazingly long time. Driving the crowd nuts! Unfortunately the Crush lost . . . again.
Since Insane Clown Posse sprays their fans with Fago Orange Soda, I'm trying to sell the idea of celebrating Crush touch downs with orange jello air delivery. To deaf ears, sad to report.
I am looking for other venues to use the cannon. I figure potential festival sponcers will be interested in this exciting method of delivering their swag. Please spread the news!
In the mean time:
After extensive research I'm selling sure to succeed
franchises for the following stupendous opportunities:
"explosive faux painting - art with a bang!" Demo at your favorite gallery, or your ex's home! Actually, I could see doing this at a gallery or even the right nightclub!
Or combine with:
"speedy body painting - after all, time IS money!".
With the appropriate protective gear, this could be a LOT of fun! And it certainly will make your next event the talk of the town! Raves will never be the same again!
"long distance water balloon delivery - Upgrade to Koolaid
for a lasting memory!"
"1812 overture singing telegrams - make a real impact!"
"Speedy lawn seeding"
Dog Dodo Done Gone - "we deliver where others just pick
up!"
"Christmas Tree tinsel installation - no ladder needed!"
Two franchises in one! Double your money making
opportunity!: "Pigeon begone", and "Wedding rice and dove
delivery"
"Large caliber paint ball gun for hire - Paladin had nothing
on this bad baby!"
"Kinder and gentler hip hop enforcer!" Fires marshmallows, dingdongs, twinkees and beanie babies!
Hurry! Call or email NOW to reserve YOUR opportunity to
make EXPLOSIVE profits! Territories going, going, going FAST!
Hope you are having at least as much fun as I am!
Walking tall and stretching imaginations!
Bill "Stretch" Coleman
303-922-4655
Cel 303-907-3855
PS Will be performing with stilts and giant puppets in Farmington and Aztec, NM . Back after Easter.
PPS If you would like to see the T-Shirt launcher video, let me know, I can email it to you.
[ 04-14-2003: Message edited by: Stretch ]</p>
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