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I've always liked the idea of the whore with a heart of gold, you know, cheerful and chipper while lancing the boils of masculinity.
"No I'm quite comfortable trussed like a corn beef woman sir, unless you'd prefer me uncomfortable?."
Well thats the 'I must click on that' topic title, and the 'That might be interesting' first lines out of the way.
Now to business, I turned 40 today which means, among other things, that I graduate from a wannabe to a hasbeen, it also means generally that I have a stark two choices, maturity or retardation.
With the first comes responsibilities and perhaps respect, while the second allows limitless freedoms with measures of pity and scorn.
I'm desperately trying to avoid making the wrong choice so initially I thought I'd do it in shifts and be mature by day and retarded by night.
Another disturbing fact I'm mulling on is that to die in the first 40 years of your life is unusual and tragic while it's quite commonplace in the second and whereas the first 40 you seem to have nothing to lose, the second 40 can be spent trying to hold on to what you have.
And because I've had nothing to lose for so long I now have nothing to hold onto.
Sad really.
But rather than bleat narcisticly, and winsomely whineing I have once again come up with a plan that the world can dash against the shores of my vunerable optimism.
Over the last month or so I have been writing material for other performers.
Hilby employed me to write a script for a character he is performing in a solo show (its season has just finished up in Ithica and every show was sold out) I wrote a script for a character called Mimo the talking mime, and also did the character voiceover intros for the other 5 or 6 characters he performed during it.
He's very pleased with my work.
Robert (butterfly) has also flung me cash to aid him in his quest to present himself on stage. This ones ongoing and sort of staggered as my critiqes draw blood and make him feel like his whole body (and mind) is covered in injured anus's.
I hope to make him happy eventually.
I'm also working with Karl because it's recognised that i have a skill in coming up with raw content when given frameworks.
Frameworks like...
I like this yellow suit because...
Minature bike, I use it to.... I use it because....
Original content frames for 5 ball piece with child raising theme.....
Stuff like that.
So as an exercise one week only (april 8th-15th) for $25 a pop, anyone who wants to can send me 5 lead-ins or lines they want to change, or any framework that allows me to see what you are looking for content-wise, and for each of these 5 I will provide 5 possible alternatives or additions.
You end up with 25 lines for $25 and if you use one/two or more I would consider that money well spent.
But then I'm not you...Your probably a lot younger.
Use my e-mail if its serious if not just post up here
"No I'm quite comfortable trussed like a corn beef woman sir, unless you'd prefer me uncomfortable?."
Well thats the 'I must click on that' topic title, and the 'That might be interesting' first lines out of the way.
Now to business, I turned 40 today which means, among other things, that I graduate from a wannabe to a hasbeen, it also means generally that I have a stark two choices, maturity or retardation.
With the first comes responsibilities and perhaps respect, while the second allows limitless freedoms with measures of pity and scorn.
I'm desperately trying to avoid making the wrong choice so initially I thought I'd do it in shifts and be mature by day and retarded by night.
Another disturbing fact I'm mulling on is that to die in the first 40 years of your life is unusual and tragic while it's quite commonplace in the second and whereas the first 40 you seem to have nothing to lose, the second 40 can be spent trying to hold on to what you have.
And because I've had nothing to lose for so long I now have nothing to hold onto.
Sad really.
But rather than bleat narcisticly, and winsomely whineing I have once again come up with a plan that the world can dash against the shores of my vunerable optimism.
Over the last month or so I have been writing material for other performers.
Hilby employed me to write a script for a character he is performing in a solo show (its season has just finished up in Ithica and every show was sold out) I wrote a script for a character called Mimo the talking mime, and also did the character voiceover intros for the other 5 or 6 characters he performed during it.
He's very pleased with my work.
Robert (butterfly) has also flung me cash to aid him in his quest to present himself on stage. This ones ongoing and sort of staggered as my critiqes draw blood and make him feel like his whole body (and mind) is covered in injured anus's.
I hope to make him happy eventually.
I'm also working with Karl because it's recognised that i have a skill in coming up with raw content when given frameworks.
Frameworks like...
I like this yellow suit because...
Minature bike, I use it to.... I use it because....
Original content frames for 5 ball piece with child raising theme.....
Stuff like that.
So as an exercise one week only (april 8th-15th) for $25 a pop, anyone who wants to can send me 5 lead-ins or lines they want to change, or any framework that allows me to see what you are looking for content-wise, and for each of these 5 I will provide 5 possible alternatives or additions.
You end up with 25 lines for $25 and if you use one/two or more I would consider that money well spent.
But then I'm not you...Your probably a lot younger.
Use my e-mail if its serious if not just post up here
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