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  • Mr.Taxi Trix
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1273

    #61
    Butterfly Man losing control over his bladder, tears of joy in his upturned face as he held his hat for a child with a fiver perched on papa's shoulders, while behind him, high on sticks of wood and varied thought patterns, the up mime spoke, finger raised, saying:

    "You are all inferior and lucky, products of a consumer culture fabricated on lies, mischief, and poorly-written jingles, and brought to you on the backs of a million starving children. You toil and farm through your meaningless and pathetic lives, and your sole harvest is junk mail, dropped on you like so many torches from the hands of a dubious fire juggler. You are easier to see through than a Japanese neo-tribalist didgeridoo wanabee, and the mechanistic daily rituals you call your lives are actually a thinly veiled abdication of any real thought whatever. I pity you, and your vulnerability to the basest HTML scammers, your insipid desperate plunging need for some form of recognition, some endorsement, some whisper from something you can believe in. You are as grating and unwelcome as the crinkling sound of paper misfed into a fax machine, playing havoc with the rollers, announcing impending expense",

    it went on, at some length, and the caption at the bottom read

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    • Peter Voice
      Moderator
      • Dec 2000
      • 1065

      #62
      "Big Man Brute Berates Broken Beggar"

      Performers Robert Nelson and Martin Ewan promote their new Fringe show at Myrtleville Arts Festival.

      The rest of the page was taken up with the story of a major street riot apparently caused by an Animal Liberation March coming upon some sort of pagan ritual involving a semi-naked man trying to disembowel a cat with his teeth whilst a deranged witch doctor with a fake nose "spoke in tongues". The list of casualties was tragic and there were dozens of arrests.

      Myrtle and the cats, however, ..........
      Every-one should watch their drawers!
      http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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      • Cybele
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2002
        • 126

        #63
        invited Evan to come live with them, and immediately sent him out for groceries, as there was absolutely nothing to eat in the house.

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        • worldwidese
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 510

          #64
          Soon Evan came back with two packages. One was a very small box. The other was a huge box. Evan gave them the small box and kept the large one for himself. Inside the small box were two donuts. Inside the large one were 50 eggs. "I can eat 50 eggs!" boasted Evan, "but I had no money left for more donuts."
          They were so mad, and so hungry that they.....

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            #65
            jumped out of their egg-shells like silly little pixies & then ate whatever they could find etc!
            The next story........
            What on Earth......
            is going on? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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