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and said, "Look at this! These colours are FABULOUS together! And I think this new style idea is the fresh, hot, outre thing! I demand that I be your very first customer and spokesmodel. Myrtle, these cats have genius! They are geniuses! They are genuii! I can't wait to try on some comfy knit vests and knickers. What is this yarn, acryllic? This is WONDERFUL. Dammmit, I wasted my entire first life wearing stupid-ass, uncomfortable suits and where did it get me? I'll TELL you where it got me! Lying in an unmarked, makeshift tomb in....
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the valley of kings, in the eternal shadow of Tut Anchamon. I never wanted to be in anyones shadow, not even from a pharao." At his point, Jimmy fell on his knees again, weeping like a baby.
"This guy has a serious problem", skyler said when he looked at Jimmy with disgust. "If it wasn't for the money, I would never deal with this guy!".
Jimmy raised his head, in his eyes a mixture of anger and sadness and reached for the tail...
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of the cocksure pussy. Slowly rising to his feet again with a unsteady lurch he set the feline in motion. "Mioawwwwwww" wailed Skyler and she began to describe a perfect circle in the air. The other cats shackles rose as the watched their compatriot performing assisted aerial ballet and their throats issued a accompaning screech as the silken tail finally slipped through Jimmy's clenched fingers sending Skyler ......Comment
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out the third floor window.
Myrtle slapped Jimmy across his decaying face and screamed, "I can't believe I almost fell for you again! Death has not changed you Jimmy Hoffa! You always hated Skyler because...Comment
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he can fly. Ever since he took those flight lessons at Porky's, you've given him the proverbial hairy eyeball. Looking at you now, at your dark demeanor, your controlling manner,, and your poor impulse control, I'm driven to comment that you're not really fit for sweater modelling. I'm seeing you now as more of a...Comment
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social worker.
To which Jimmy just sneered and said," woman, you know nothing about me! Why, ever since I was a young lad, dressing in my momma's clothes I always dreamt of being a..."
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buzzing noise. In the third floor window flew Skyler, limbs akimbo, whiskers streaming valiantly in the breeze, followed by a flock of birds. Catbirds. As a unit, they dove at Hoffa andComment
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with their talons raking across his scalp, peeled back the full-face latex mask, revealing him to really be ...Comment
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Chance.
"how can I escape this one?" he thought, as suddenly....
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the Catbirds flew back out of the window with his mask. " When I got this gig," he thought to himself, "they promised that nothing could go wrong. All I had to do was wear the mask and make this woman fall in love with me." His mind raced searching for a way to blame his immoral actions on some pantomime or another but his thoughts were interupted by...Comment
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Myrtle's cast-iron skillet, applied with enthusiastic force to his nether regions. "You were supposed to be Jimmy, you asshole!" she screeched. As the frying pan clattered to the floor, Moritz and Phil, peering from tangled masses of multicolored lambswool and acrylic, narrowed their eyes, all four of them, andComment
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started to hiss in unison. Slowly they raised themselves onto their hind legs, balancing precariously using their slowly swishing tails for support and start to shuffle towards Chance. Chance with blood dripping from his newly flattened nose watches in horror as the their forearms extend with twenty razor sharp claws splayed like venomous pincushions. Slowly their eyes roll into the backs of their small heads and yellow slits are replaced by white orbs and drooling mouths.
"OH MY GOD" screams Chance, "these pussycats are possessed!!!"
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"Don't mention the shoes. Don't mention the shoes." they chanted.
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whacked him in the nuts again. She was always merciless with that frying pan, and today was no exception, dammit.
Chance doubled over, red as a frowning smiley icon, and gasped for air like a thing desperately gasping for air. "Look Lady", he wheezed, "I'm just a guy trying to make a buck. If you have a problem with the Hoffa thing, you really gotta talk to AAA entertainment. I don't have any say in the themes, I just do the gigs!"
She looked at him, her gaze newly filtered through that performer understanding that has been the demise of so many of our lovers and spouses. A quiet tear hefted itself up and began the inner eye brimward journey. She sighed. "Oh,Comment
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"thank God I kept up the payments on that insurance policy." As she eased the sewing scissors out of her left sleeve, she lashed out her right hand and grabbed Chance by the ...Comment
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