WHAT THE WORLD REALLY NEEDS!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think we should all help form a.."United Clown Government"...& brainwash the whole World into global happiness through the force of laughter!

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's amazing i won.I was running against peace,prosperity,& incumbency.
-George W Bush,June 14,2001.
speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson,
unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.
(A reference in Michael Moore's book...Stupid White Men)

I personally think George W Bush is the most dangerous man in the world!I think George Bush should take the title of Alister Crowley's...coined remark...."The World's Most Wicked Man"!

There was certainly an air of disaster to be sensed as soon as Bush got selected(instead of elected).
So much shit has fit the fan....ever since he has been in power!

Here are some of them:

An American spy-plane gets downed flying over Hainan Island(China)...by a Chinese plane for spying!

The Palestine Uprising got progressively worse!

The Twin Towers go down!

George Bush....is real cowboy mentality.....saying he wants Osama Bin Laden...."Dead Or Alive"!

Afghanistan gets a full bombing assault!

Members of parliament in India get murdered!

Huge tensions between Pakistan & India...
seemed like they were on the brink of a nuclear war!

Nth Korea,Iraq & Iran get accused of being the axis of evil!

The Bali bombing!

Now an illegal war with Iraq.....without U.N backing(even though main U.N members France,Germany,China & Russia opose the war)!
Bush saying..."If you're not with us....you're against us"!
Bush is saying...we have to stop these terrorists...when he's escalating...the possibilty of World War 3!
He's lost it!I think this white supremecy stuff...is Hell dodgy!
It will accelerate the arms race....more & more!

There's massive world protests.....which are ongoing!
The whole Middle East region is very vulnerable!Iran is next door to Iraq....& then there's Nth Korea.....which is next door to China!
Iran are on full alert & won't tolerate U.S airspace over Iran!
The Arab World resentment to all this is getting worse by the day!
All these imperialist Anglo World Leaders are certainly not the types to aspire to...."George Bush,Tony Blair & Johnny HoWARd"!
Those 3 may as well be called the axis of evil!
There's alot of internal debate within these 3 countries where people totally oppose their so called legal(illegal)moral rules!
I think it would be much better for the United Nations....to help resolve global problems...rather than these 3 Anglo countries!
Perhaps America is afraid of the Euro eventually outdoing the U.S dollar....as all the oil rich countries would rather trade in Euro's now!
It costs billions & billions of dollars to rebuild the infrastrusture of worn torn countries.America will burn themselves out of their resources....if Bush is not careful....as if this escalates into more countries simultaneously....they could well eventually crumble like the Roman Empire did.....trying to take on too much on many fronts!
America spends trillions of dollars on weapons of mass destruction....& then accuses so called rogue states as being terrorsist nations....when they supplied them with the weapons in the first place...to be used for evil purposes!
I think a big estrogen bomb should be dropped on the World.....so then the World would become more feminine & we'd probably all just laugh instead of fight!
I'm not against America,England or Australia & the other allies!I just oppose of imperialist sumpremecy....& think global humanity should be served with the true respect & love it deserves....as the creation of our existence on this planet is super natural!
I'm writing this because i'm feeling annoyed with what's going on!
Power to the people(not just the selected dictators who confuse us)!
All the trillions of dollars spent on these weapons of mass destruction from all the countries involved over the years.....could of well been spent on....making this World much more of a Utopian planet for all of us!
Who really is intelligent now?
There is certainly a difference between knowledge & wisdom!
Let's all just try & do the best we can...to help humanity realise the beauty of it's potential love for all creatures great & small on this planet!

Unite in our hearts,minds & spirits!

What more can i say?
Oh crikey!What a World!!!

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[nick nickolas]

Hear ! Hear ! Rumple......

I think they should spend the trillions on cloning clowns......

[Stretch]

Make WAR! With laughing gas and tickle powder. Give the baby butcher of Bagdad a dose. Then he won't be so inclined to hang their bodies from the lamp posts for their parents to find.

War is hell, but the peace wasn't so keen either.

The only constant is change. And so things change and we lament
that "this too shall pass" . And it does.

Walking tall above the land mines,

[Evan Young]

I think a lot of problems would be solved if we would just stop voting for Republicans.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"The Americans are forcing even their friends into becoming their
enemies.
It is curious that the Americans, who calculate so carefully on the
possibilities of military victory, do not realize that in the process
they
are incurring deep psychological and political defeat. The image of
America
will never again be the image of revolution, freedom and democracy, but
the
image of violence and militarism."

-- Vietnamese Buddhist Lama

"Dictators can always consolidate their tyranny by an appeal to
patriotism."

-- Aldous Huxley

"He who fears not the death of a thousand cuts will dare to unhorse the
emperor."

-- Ancient Chinese proverb

"We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our
friends."

-- Martin Luther King, Jr

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Uncle Sam Succumbs to Heart Failure

USA - According to published reports, Uncle Sam, famous patron of the
USA,
died during his sleep last night from heart failure arising from
complications of a two year bout with greed and arrogance. His widow,
Lady
Liberty, went into seclusion and refused to speak with the press. He is
survived by two sons Dr. Jekell a resident of Fairfield, Iowa and a Mr.
Hyde of Crawford, Texas

Sources close to the family confirmed that Uncle Sam did, in fact, die
of a
broken heart. It is reported that two years ago, Mr. Hyde, a successful
oil
man from Texas, was able to use his money, influence and family
connections
to orchestrate hostile takeover of the family business and have himself
appointed as executor of Uncle Sam's extensive estate.

Using well known tactics from European leaders in the 1930's, Mr. Hyde
and
his family were able to create and capitalize upon a family crisis in
September, 2001 which allowed him to galvanize support for the hostile
takeover. Taking this as a personal mandate, he appointed a Mr. Midge
from
Pennsylvania as head of faterland security and Lady Liberty and Uncle
Sam
were promptly placed under house arrest.

People around the world were shocked by the ease with which the
takeover
occurred and even more shocked by the bold and blatant steps the Hyde
family has taken to consolidate it's power. According to sources close
to
the family, Lady Liberty is very ill. Two of the vice-presidents of Mr.
Hyde's company, notably Mr. Bumsfield and Mr. Rainy, are suggesting
that,
in spite of her health, Lady Liberty poses a security risk and should
be
put on trial under a new law passed by Hyde's rubber-stamp legislature
which has granted him vast new powers.

The Hyde family has planned an "awe inspiring" patriotic funeral for
Uncle
Sam which, they say will be brief, spectacular and painless. Lady
Liberty
and the Jekell family will not be attending the public performance.
They
said that they preferred to remember Uncle Sam in the quietness of
their
homes with a simple prayer and a candle.

Well know political commentator, Thomas Paine, of the Emperor's
Clothier
Institute in Philadelphia, PA., contends that the whole affair is
simply a
ruse and that Uncle Sam is in fact still alive. According to Paine,
Uncle
Sam was whisked away from the hospital during the night by one of Dr.
Jekell's sons and has been reunited with Lady Liberty and they are both
still alive and in hiding in a small town in New England, not far from
the
Canadian border.

According to Paine, the Jekell family is in constant communication with
Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty and are preparing to reestablish the
rightful
ownership of the Sam estate once the public funeral is over and
everyone
realizes the extent to which the family fortune has been plundered by
Mr.
Hyde and his company.

Millions of people around the world poured into the streets upon
receiving
news of the death of Uncle Sam, some with shouts of anger at the
hostile
takeover by the Hyde family and others in silence, with a candle and a
prayer for renewal. One thing that all agree on, however, is that these
are
extraordinary times and the world is in the midst of tremendous change.

Mr. Paine offered the best analysis as a final statement: "Mr. Hyde has
breached all of the sacred and accepted principles that Uncle Sam held
so
dear. This indeed is one of the darkest times that America has ever
faced;
equaled - if not greater - than the 1860's, the 1940's and the 1960's.
But
Uncle Sam weathered them all, and he will weather this as well. Mr.
Hyde is
having his day and he is unknowingly performing the important role of
bringing all of the family skeletons out of the closet. Everyone
throughout
the world can see these skeletons for what they are. After the
patriotic
public funeral is over - his own family will begin to see them as well.
On
that day, a new America will be born, Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty will
return home and the USA will rejoin the family of nations and offer a
leadership based on respect rather than fear; on morality rather than
military might. That day will mark the beginning of a new world.

Appearing as an editorial in the March 24, 2003 issue of The Global
Village
News & Resources

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