Ideas???

[UCO]

Is any of this banter really relivant, who really has an issue with it(no body). It certainly has nothing to do with the name of the act that has FREE BEER posted to it. But I am all to open communication, Buster you rock and all of you, you rock as well. Evan your funny and butterfly your suggestions rule. If this turns into a gay thing then I suggest you all watch Margret Cho new show. She rocks I saw it in p town and everyone should follow that example.

[Prof Willie B]

Hey UCO,
the banter is what makes this part of p.net work. If you don't like it, there are several other subject lines in this web site that might work better for you.
Am I correct in thinking you are a recent occasional visitor that has asked for advice here and now has decided we should edit ourselves to suit you. The "Blah, blah, blah" section has more than adequate warnings and the chance to talk freely is what makes it special, it's a sort of lubricant that helps us help each other and survive the experience.
Put your ad somewhere else if you don't like it.

[Busteroo]

Wow! Leave for a day and see what happens?!? Scot, I must ask, how could I possibly do more harm to my name? I mean, have you seen my act? Besides, I do not believe that I am stupid. I was probably just born with only half the normal amount of brain cells that others have.(Maybe this accounts for my exploration into alternative lifestyles. Maybe even more for remaining in the midwest!!) Anyway, please don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Etienne, thanks for the support. Evan, you rock dude! Loved the video from motion-fest! Uco, judging from what is going on here I'd say you should have given us the Guiness first and then had us think up names. Maybe that's what already happened.

Love you all,

Busteroo (not really homosexual but now considering all options) The Clown [img]wink.gif[/img]

P.S. Scot, I am sending you the bill from my psychiatrist. I have had to add some sessions to deal with my fragile ego-state ever since your post. I'm hoping he does not diagnose me with penis-envy!

[WenZilla]

Aside from all this bantering, and the fact that I could really use a beer right now.....back to your original request UCO....here are a couple of suggestions to consider:

Suitcase Love Affair

Valise Amour

...or...if you dare to venture down Wenzilla's darkside, how about flexible square orafice?

Cheers!
Wenzilla

P.S. - Buster, if you are tired of all that deep dickin, why not let Wenzilla blow some fire up your ass for a change of pace!

[scot]

le pire,
I think Scot means what he types

Stephon,
Try thinking.

le pire,
Ok, we get it. You don't think highly of yourself

Ethan,
What are you talking about?
PS: That Al Bundy guy's from a neigboring town to my home

le pire,
____

Ethan,
You're right. What are you talking about?

UCO,
Are you relivant? You should give all of us some beverages (accept Ethan -- he's still underage) just for giving you the honor of posting to this thread. Here's a new name: Ungracious Grace

Prof Willie B,
Who are you?

Busteroo,
You are an insult to the mid-western gay community. I've not seen your act. I'd love to.

WenZilla,
so shocking I felt like i just licked a AA battery.

Scot,
Why do you spend so much time typing for these loosers. Get away from your computer and get some sun and some work.

[Stephon]

[quote]Stephon
Try thinking<hr></blockquote>

Well, I'll have to think about that.

The fact that Scot refers to himself in the 3rd person clears up some things, though.

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[Prof Willie B]

Scot, my profile is in the "Who's Who" since this site was established, you could try reading it. You could also read http://www.performers.net/cgi-bin/ul...c&f=2&t=000001 and maybe you might figure out the connection. As one of the younger performers here my contribution is not so artistically important as has been my tech support but I hope that will changhe in time.
So, who the hell are you?

[Evan Young]

Scot is crazy. He still thinks my name it Ethan even though I have told him a thousand times it's Evan. He lives in an artist colony in the middle of a mexican getto with roomates who try and come up with origional porn ideas. He is totally strait edje, but his best friend and roomates are totally not.
He couldn't get it up at motionfest, but he did manage to escape his backpack. Nobody had much feedback for him.
he wouldn't edit the tape of me eating raw eggs.
I think he's probably my biggest fan.
He is allways willing to help when he can.

And Scot doesn't drink, so can I have his beer?

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[WenZilla]

Scot -

Shocking....a AA battery....that's childsplay? You should see what I can do with a long-lasting deep-cycle battery! [img]wink.gif[/img]

WenZilla

[UCO]

I think we have a winner The sixer of guinness goes to portlands owns dragon woman Wenzilla for her suggestion of the la valise amour, We love it and have tons of ideas. Thank you so much. So thank you all for posting your ideas before it turned into a complete game of operator. We will be at motion fest next year and I will surely buy a round for those who contributed.
Wenzilla the battery you are useing? do you have to be upside down to make the lightbulb glow? Just curious.

[WenZilla]

WoW! Thanks for picking my suggestion UCO! I hope to see the show someday, and possibly share a Guinness with you and this sexy flexy?!?

As for your inquiry with the battery and bulb....upside down is quite clever, but if you put me up on a trapeze I can create a mighty fine disco setting for your dancing pleasure!

Cheers!
WenZilla

[WenZilla]

UCO - THANKS FOR THE BEER!

CHEERS!