Ideas???

[UCO]

If you were a cube manipulation/suitcase sideshow guy involed with sexy flexy french contortionist what name could you have for the act? Reason being is that I am no linguist and writers block incourages me to drink more beer. So I send it to the commnuity to revel in the ideas. There is a sixer of guiness to the best name given, I will send it. cubetortion has already been thought of

[jugglermatt1]

The hot sugar cubes , should be worth a beer at least .
Or "The hot sugar cubes with a girl with shaven ...No ?

[Rich Potter]

Moebius cube

Cube squared

Folded Space

Twisted Solid

Forget the Guy--There's BOOBIES!

--Rich
( piercings - 1; tattoos - 0 )

[le pire]

sexy-flexy and the square with a suitcase.

rubber girl & box boy

la belle francaise et son chien dressé

Beauty and the Cube

Beauty and the Bore

Beauty and the Buffoon

sexy squared

Pizzaz!

Geometric Sex


When do I get the Guiness?

étienne

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[HiveQueen]

What's your target market here? Just street, or conservative corporate / festival gigs? Is this an adults-only show, or will you be trying to get booked at wholesome, family-style venues?

Does yournewname.com need to be available?

Do you need a name that clearly communicates your current act, or do you want a less act-specific one that will still work if you break up or change your show?

Is there a specific image you're trying to project?

Knowing these things will help.

thanks, hq

[Prof Willie B]

"Boxed Set"
With my compliments, I'm giving up drinking.

[Butterfly Man]

Flexahedron!

[UCO]

I really don't have a demographic on which we want the show to project everything from the hardest of fetish freaks to the softest of little lambs. We are going for it all.. So something neutral but catchy. Artsy fartsy is good and short names are a plus. The choice is to be made no later than next tuesday march 18th. The guiness awaits the a thirsty mouth and a full bladder.

[martin ewen]

-neutral but catchy-
'PH7,'
'Tepid theatre'
'Saline circus'
'Quadriplegic virus'
'Ebola Entertainment Inc.'
'Herpes spectacular'
'180 degrees'
'Lift ticket'
(that reminds me.. must ski)

[UCO]

Martin what gives you the idea that we are hosting illness?

[martin ewen]

(sigh)
guess I'll be buying my own drinks then.
personally i think Ebola's a great name. My son isn't so sure but then I'm the dad, its his name, he's stuck with it till he's legally an adult.

[Kim]

Some friends of mine released an album a while back called the "Ebola Cola" EP (extended player).

The cover artwork featured the Diet Coke logo altered to read...

'Die ok'

[scot]

Perfect names for different markets.
twisted square dance ( the whole family)
hard ingenue (horny professors)
bone 'r knot (horny humans)
cram brulette (lesbians)
bend jour (stupid people)
we're swingers (swingers)
ugh (cave men)
the tiny boys (not really good for any market)
pie cubed (horny mathematicians)
pink square (horny russians)
french trickler (chlamydia patients seeking chlamydia patients)

I think I would need to see pictures of her to be further inspired.

[Stretch]

Slinky and Sir Box a Lot
Cat'ntheBox
Twister/Twisted
SpunTwisted
Light'nDark
Folded 'n Spun
Curves 'n Lines
Recesses
Voids
Form 'N Art
Tart 'n the Box
Tartn the Box
Speed Knot
Suitcase Sex
FrenchieBox
SpinSex
SEXBOX
West Nile (virus) Knot
Surprise!
Boxers 'n Panties
Knots in your Knickers
Twisted Boxers
Guiness by the Box
Spun Boxers
SpinnrKnot
Spun 'n Twisted
SpunKnotShaken

More Coffee

[jugglermatt1]

Can we clear up a little matter of the prize .Guinness , of the Irish beer variety is spelled with a capital G and double n , the capital G coming from the fact that it is a family name .Now , is the beer in question guiness or Guinness , because if it is the former , then Im not going to waste my time thinking up stuff .