I can legally drink now

[Evan Young]

Today is my 21st, birthday. For thos of you internaitional people who don't know, 21 is the legal drinking age in the USA.
So, give me complimentns, beat the shit out of me, or make fun of me, it's your coice of one or all. Next time you see me, buy me a drink.

[le pire]

typically American-- "buy me a drink" as opposed to "the next round's on me!"


étienne

[Rich Potter]

[ 02-13-2003: Message edited by: Rich Potter ]</p>

[Rich Potter]

Yeah, typical American.
Not offering free drinks to 1,000 buskers.

What unmitigated gall!

--Rich
(Next round's on étienne!)

[StarPixy]

Happy B-Day, Evan! Can't wait til I hit the big 21 and can start boozin my ass off LOL! I'm green with jealousy!

[Evan Young]

How about this.... If you can make fun of me, and make it funny, maybe the next round will be on me. (but only for the people who make it funny, and it has to be funny in type, and I have to think it's funny).

Last night was my last night working at the resteraunt, (for the third time in a year), so they dumped a huge bucket of ice water on me and then threw me in the freezer. it was pretty funny. [img]eek.gif[/img]

After midnight, on my actuall birthday (today), a bunch of people bought me shots, and then they got these two really cute girls to spank the shit out of me. I got a kiss from some other chick, that was fun too. One of the bartenders had the same b-day as me, so most of the drinks people bought me were free. And he got me a bunch as well. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Starpixy, I will deffinitly buy you a drink when you turn 21.

[ 02-13-2003: Message edited by: Evan Young ]</p>

[Cybele]

If I send you a dictionary for your birthday, will you use it?

Cybele

[Butterfly Man]

If I sent you a diet for your birthday, could you consume it?

[Peter Voice]

As an alcoholic, I'd like to suggest moderation and that it is much more fun doing something outrageous when you are sober than when you are pissed. It can also be easier to explain.
Ooops, I just fell off my stool (Fun to use your dictionary here).

[Evan Young]

So my family got this new cat recently, and I really like him. They took him to get neutered yesterday. It's really depressing that he got his nuts sniped on my birthday.

[Stephon]

Not as depressing as having him spray all over the place, piss a piss that smells indescribably foul, get in fights with other cats, or get testicular cancer on some other day.

[Rich Potter]

Er, Stephon, should we all get our nuts snipped so as to not worry about testicular cancer?

...and while we're at it, in order to prevent lung cancer in smokers, we ought to remove their lungs...

Then we could remove the arteries of McDonald's regulars.

--Rich
I like my testicles right where they are.
(hanging in a mug of warm chamomile tea)

[Stephon]

Actually, Rich, there are men who have had themselves castrated to avoid just that kind of problem--not that I am advocating such a thing, but it does happen.

In animals, however, absolutely. Aside from acting/performing, I also do part-time work as a veterinary technician and I strongly believe that unless you're going to breed your pet, lop those bad boys off. The health benefits are significant, and there isn't a dog or cat (especially) out there whose self image is defined by whether or not he has balls. Frankly, they don't even seem to notice; the only thing that sometimes bother the dogs is the sutures.

And, although I know you're joking, you prevent lung cancer and arterial blockage by taking the cigarette and the hamburger out of your mouth--the analogy doesn't work.