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[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Well, Martin's working today, so, until he returns...

Rich, just to look at you is to be astounded at the workmanship on the Stupid Farm. (Now I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be.) You're a bozo on wheels, kid, with chrome handlebars. I would dub you a moron, but I don't want to upset the morons out there. If stupid is a muffin, you're a bakery. I could see you bringing an umbrella to a baby shower. You would build a solar-powered windmill. You could get a job with the president, making him look smart. Or take a position as an idiot's underling. There are frogs with higher IQs.

Hope you get your wish.

[Rich Potter]

Taxi, thanks for trying.

But as I stated, I was wishing MARTIN would call me an idiot. Not you. Are you so self-important that you think that you can be anything greater than a pale reflection of Martin's glow of imposed idiocy?

Such audacity should be visited upon by the venom of a thousand inbred rattlesnakes with blunt dentures. I think you should, amid this pathetic megalomania of yours, reconsider firing your therapist as you obviously still need one. Be careful though, since any therapist that agrees to work with you must be nuts.

Best regards,
Rich Potter
(Harry's little brother)

[martin ewen]

General insults.-or what I do while others wrap presents
(If I came up with one more I could produce a calender, Anyone interested?)
Rich you inspired this but it needs to be taken with a small siberia of salt (in the wound)

You are as appealing as a half sucked, bench stuck sweetie


You are a tumor on the otherwise impeccable complexion of comedy

When the tough get going… Well I just wish you’d leave with them.

If imagination were liquid, you would be diced, packaged and packed as a matter of course with all optical equipment.

To know you is to try and ignore you.

Sometimes I think the annihilation of the entire species is a small price to pay for a world without you.

You are complex only in as much as a substantially vacuous individual can be.

Its only after you’ve gone I realise migraines can be induced by cultural disgust.

If intelligence were compared to calories, yours would be the equivilant of celery.

To succeed in comedy it would help not to focus on your repulsive qualities, it also would help to be funny and thirdly it would help to be able to communicate without setting off gagging reflexes.

If I gave you fire clubs you would be interesting for a day,perhaps.
If I set you on fire you would be interesting for the rest of your life.

Merry x-mas everyone.

[Rich Potter]

As a sentimeltal tear meanders down my blessed cheek, I must say thank you Martin for granting my one Christmas wish to be insulted by you, and you alone.

Now I feel loved.

Although certain taxi tricksters attempted to fill your shoes in your stead, well, let's just say when you crave chocolate, carob tastes like licking asphalt.

I love you man!

--Rich

P.S. I'm sorry, Mr. Trix, for coming down hard on you. It was an inappropriate emotional outburst stemming from feeling abandoned by the Lurker that posts the most.

Now all's right in Paradise again.

*sigh*

Now if only my therapist would resume the affectionate ass-rapings...

[Cybele]

I know how you feel, Rich...I love Martin, too.

Partly because I know it annoys him.

Evan, I admire your efforts to get a life, and enjoy your documentations thereof. While you're at it, do you mind very much getting a dictionary? And do consider the East Coast...lots of work here. Much love and best wishes for a profitable, gig-filled new year for you.

Oh, I guess that last bit goes for everybody on P'Net, especially you, Jim.

xox and other goopy stuff, Cybele

[Evan Young]

Cybele, your a chick right?
Why is it that girls and only girls hassle me about my spelling problems? Just so you know, I'm dyslexic. Think about how you might phoneticly spell phonetic. funetik? The English language sucks for people like me. I should be spanish or something.
lol
Thanks anyway --EvaN--

[Stephon]

Thanks, Evan. You've unwittingly given me a good chuckle--I've know Cybele for a long time. I would call her "a woman", "a lady", maybe even "a gal"; but "a chick" . . . <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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