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I love Peter Panic
After years of performing at Faneuil Hall, I have fallen in love with him. He is the greatest street juggler in the world and has the hottest ass I've ever seen. When I first started making love with him his ass made the most delightful little squeak when he farted. Now after years of stretching, when he farts, it sounds like a wind tunnel. I'm not homosexual, I'm just trying to grappel with my deep emotional feelings for the hottest act on the street. Can anybody help me.
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I didn't write this, Airborne Dan did. You know I have no feelings for anyone, certainly not jugglers. I hate everyone. Especially Robert Sue Nelson.
Your friend,
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Dear Abby,
I know you are dead but you are the only hope I have left. I am a street performer currently working in the Boston area. My parents, however, live back in Oxford, England, and are both alcoholics. They have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Soho.
One of them, who lives in Hackney, is married to a transvestite. I also have two older brothers, one who is currently in the US, serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994 and the other who is currently being held in New Zealand at the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Somerville and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping also that my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although, I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully off the heroin as well.
Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her... Should I tell her about letting my friend, Airborne Dan, blow me?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation,
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Robert,
We have never met but you're constant badgering of Gazzo sickens me! You must be an ugly, ugly, human being to print such damnable lies! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Everyone knows Gazzo's fiancé is Koren!
God man! The humanity!
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P.S. Do you know why Gazzo calls you Sue? It's driving me batty trying to figure it out.
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Whoever wrote that about peter's farts is lame. That joke about gas expulsion going "WHHHHOO" is super old and never really that funny. Also, I've heard Peter Panic rip some.
If you guys spent as much time performing as you do pulling each other's hair, you might be half as good as me.
scotComment
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Robert,
you are the man!
Gazzo,
you are only half the man,you were!
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AAAAAaaaaaahhh!! THAT'S A KILLER!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Oh man, I love it. Keep it up Gazzo and Robert. It's very entertaining!!Comment
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