funny stories

[seanbridgesbikeboy]

Had the funniest thing happen to me the other today(on the full moon)
I was starting up my show had a huge crowd there was this couloured guy standing at the back with a white shirt and blue jeans and black shoes.I did the standard line this is my manager added a little bit about how he drives me too the pitch carrys my bags massages my shoulders and tickles my toes.I carried on with the show and noticed him hanging around.AS soon as i turned my back he sneaked up and stole my bag with all my cash and equipment in it and walked off through the crowd.I noticed my bag was missing and asked the audience if they had seen anyone steal it and they said your manager took it.How funny is that i couldnt stop laughing.Pretty pissed about the money and stuff and i hate thieves but thats crazy stealing the stuff right infront of 350 people.It was a full moon as well.

[StarPixy]

Maybe that standard line ain't such a good idea after all...btw,"colored guy"? Careful there...

[Scot Free]

Hey Sean, are you accusing LDR?

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[scot]

what colour was he? silver?

Those guys attack me all the time.

Did you check your house to see if the guy just took on the job?

[DEBBIE ROBINSON]

Hi Sean,
Wow what a story!
Sorry for your loss, but blimey was that guy on the ball or what!
A perfect steal. It is funny! It would make a good scene for a movie - a great film 'House of Games' springs to mind.
What a miserable sucker though.
Scamsville blighter
Thieving git
The gobsmacking cheek of it !
The bloody cheek of it !
Every time you deliver that line from now on bet you eyeball your bag ....

The bloody nerve of it!

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Get it right people Bike Boy has been stealing stuff of me for years!Not the other way around................

Bike Boy,
Karma!

LDR

[seanbridgesbikeboy]

Thanks for all the positive response it was terrible thing that happened.Wow what an interesting response from lucky rich is he insecure or am i thick. Thanks friend it been a real plesure learning from you.See you in australia or new zealand much love always sean

[seanbridgesbikeboy]

never forget it there are no rules mf

[seanbridgesbikeboy]

Whats going on its all gone pear shaped(getting a little intellectual)kisses everybody

[Daniel Craig]

I was doing a show after Eddy this year back in my hometown, and it was a rockin' show, having fun with the audience, people were out because summer weather is getting thin around these parts..

I gave my fire extinguisher to some guy to hold onto, and by the end of the show, he had left with the extinguisher. He DID (I am ASSUMING it was him, because it's the only thing that makes sense), however, give me a fiver and a note paperclipped to it that said "Thanks, my kitchen needs one of these"

... Weird. Damn thing cost me 20 bucks too.

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
BIKE BOY LIES


Bike Boy,
you are a KNOWEN LIER,by all that know you..........

I have never had a problem with you blatanly steeling what I do in the show that I have choosen to do.

And I definitly am not insercure about anything you have ever done on the streets or otherwhise.

But seen as though you mentioned it why do you not tell the P.Net about your insercurity's mate.

It is common Knowledge,world wide anyway!

And do not try to fool the P.Net,Me or Yourself that you have not done so,be a man for once and admit it.
(Carefull it takes Courage)

Sean there is a big difference between learning and doing exactly the same,as the person that you saw do it,with out even asking,or giveing that person respect for this.

The only thing that you have learnt from me is my bad habbits which are EGO / DISRESPECT / SELFCENTREDNESS / FIANACAL GAIN / LYING

So my friend you still have a long way to go,and a clue is ( the journey starts with-in )

Good luck,


LDR

[gazzo osborne]

LDR , LEAVE SEAN ALONE MATE,THE POOR FUCK HE DID SHOWS ALL DAY I THINK HE DID SIX OR SEVEN SHOWS? THAT FUCKING TEA LEAF GOT AWAY WITH $75 DOLLARS

[Triona]

[quote]Originally posted by LUCKY diamond RICH:
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The only thing that you have learnt from me is my bad habbits which are EGO / DISRESPECT / SELFCENTREDNESS / FIANACAL GAIN / LYING

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Yep, and despite all your pontificating (Peter Voice can you translate that for him??) you still have those same bad habits. Better yet, you now get to add self-righteous ass-hole to them.

The dude got ripped off, that's bad no matter who it happens to (even you).

[StarPixy]

"Tea leaf"? What the hell is that?

[gazzo osborne]

THIEF