Horrid Haiku

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Windsor Buskerfest
the unknown comic is born
I am booed off stage

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

I am sick of pigs
They will never ever fly
bad jokes are for me

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Two muffins in an
oven. one muffin says to
the other muffin...

Is it hot in here?
The other muffin says, Wow,
A talking muffin.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

A lawyer, a jew
and a priest walk into a
bar. The bartender

says, "Is this some kind
of joke?" And then the hook yanks
me off of the stage.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Off to Waterloo
to tell some more bad bag jokes
Someone get the hook...

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

And thus Taxi Learns
when cruising net cafes
its wise to log off.