how much do you make

[ALAKAZAM]

I think i've been asked how much i make more times than i've done my show,I found the easiest way out is to say that i never count the money so i never know,that pretty much quells any more questions about earnings.
I just want to know what other people say when some annoying punter gives you the 20 questions about the money.Maybe there's a bunch of smart ass remarks that work just as easily.
AL
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[jonnyflash]

I usually tell em...."there's so many variables ..(insert filler here)..but I anyway manage to make a living off it".

You can steal that(but you can't use it when we work the same pitch)

*%#Jonny#$&

[Dan The One Man Band]

I tell those that inquire that I make a good living and that more people should busk. Some are stupid not to. Let the world be filled with more buskers!...I'll just have to find a new pitch.

DTOMB

[Scot Free]

I seem to only get asked how much I make by kindly old ladies.
I always tell them: "NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS!!!!"

[Noel]

"Hey, nice show, so how much do you earn doing this?"

"Well... How much do YOU earn?"

"uh..."

Works for us.

[Rex Boyd]

Just tell them this:

"I make a lot less money than the show is worth"


Rex

[ALAKAZAM]

rex
perfect...
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[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Al,
you get far too much $$$$ than your show is worth,it is not even your show!According to Bike Boy,and Leppard(Gavin)Man


LDR

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Al,
I forgot to say you are aloud to tell every one that you learnt the formula from one of the best earners on the street!(Not Gazzo)


LDR

[Stretch]

"Enough to make it interesting, but not enough to make me rich"!

"Would you care to contribute to my college fund? I'm not sure which one I'm going to buy . . . "

Walking tall, and stretching imaginations!

Bill "Stretch" Coleman

http://Stiltwalker.com/

ps AL let me know if you need another "FREE TICKET"! BillHome of Stretch the nine foot clown and his giant 18 foot (5.4 M) Giant Puppets!

[ALAKAZAM]

Okay lucky
You get credit for inspiring me to be a biggass money makin street show,but give me some credit,seems to me you are proud to say that i learned from you.
For everyone else ,how about some more of those good comebacks for the money question.
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[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Come On Al,
I was only having a joke with you mate!
I do not care wear you got the idea to stand on a pole for a liveing from,but i am only haveing fun!
Sorry if it hit a raw nerve mate,but you must be use to it!
As I had to,being one of the biggest shows you are bound to cop a bit of shit!
Love you man,even if you do stand around and earn lot's of money!


LDR

As i had to

[ALAKAZAM]

Yo lucky
Cheers man,I'll be seeing you soon big brother.I hit the U.K in august.
AL [img]cool.gif[/img]

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Al,
great to have you over hear,and on the cobble stones of Covent Garden!
It will be another Australian,that show these English how to do what they have done for centuries,except for (WINGING) of course!

See you soon Bro!

LDR