OOoh......Martin`s on a "HOT-HEADED"...tangent!!!Must have steam coming out of his ear-holes!Crikey.....this is No-Joking matter.....so i better confess immmmmmediately....& obey Martin`s orders......before i go in the Zombie`s Bad Books Forever!!!
P.S."Oops!" [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
It wasn't me
You leave the computer for 5 minutes in rumple's presence and you end up with a new thread on performers.net.
Rumple seams like such an innocent charachter with all those crikeys but really he's just waiting for the right moment to steal your identity and start fucking with you.
Thanks martin for letting me know that i'd been digitally molested.
AL
It wasn't me
You leave the computer for 5 minutes in rumple's presence and you end up with a new thread on performers.net.
Rumple seams like such an innocent charachter with all those crikeys but really he's just waiting for the right moment to steal your identity and start fucking with you.
Thanks martin for letting me know that i'd been digitally molested.
AL
I apologize Al....for being a cheeky imp.....i wasn't waiting for the right moment to steal your identity.....it was just a one-off coincidence....& saw your name come up after i posted a message in the Blah Blah Blah section.I agree i went off the rails a bit....but at the time...thought i'd seize the moment & be a bit adventurous in an impish way....but taking the mickey in this manner....is perhaps a little out of order on my behalf.....but the caption...."bending over backwards"....inspired me....to be a frigggin' netwit! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Gorblimey Martin.....i'm hardly a brain-fried...zombie....it was just the tail-end of the Glastonbury Festival....& i had been lacking proper sleep for a few days before the fest.....& stayed awake for 2 & a half days during the fest(well the last day...the 4th....was off fest time).....& had some mighty potent space cake....& it hit me for a 7.....so no wonder....you observered me on a bender!If you call that....being a bludger etc....you sound like a festival nark!!!
I'm Mr Puniverse when it comes down to losing it a bit....on goblin vices!
Anyway....what the heck....i'm back on track....& shall follow the path of fun that lays ahead.I guess i did the fool(full)360...but i'm not that dopey....to wind up as an arthritic armchair critic!
Oops....perhaps i'm a fool chasing my own tail....going round in circles...but who wants to be perfect!
I apologize for taking the mickey out of Alakazam....but i sent a message on Performers Net...after he had left the computer(without even realizing he had forgotten to log off)....& coincidently came up as his name....after my first post!After seeing the caption "bending over backwards" to his name....it inspired me...to go off the rails & be a naughty imp!History has got me now....the only way forwards is backwards....perhaps i should make it....the only backwards is forwards?
Anyway....don't take me seriously....."I'm just a GooOSe!"
Regards Crumbleforeskin!!!
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You got it in one rumple, I'm an armchair arthritic festival nark.
Your nails were dirty, with 3 missed airflights your punctuation is tardy and the image of you being dragged around Glastonbury like a sick kitten in search of the next rescue remedy was interesting rather than funny but the idea of someone having to sit next to you on a flight across europe next to a smelly nodding bell wearing evil false nose wearing critter such as yourself sort of turns it around for me.
don't go changing.
Cheeers Martin!I can't frigggin' believe that i missed flight after flight!Like Em....said....i guess i was kind of lucky to get out...of Glastonbury....before it turned into another year....while people were trying to get in again!I was also lucky not to get over-charged on freight....to Slazburg....& also leaving Venice.I stayed a night at the air-port...did an all-nighter....& then got my stuff on the freight belt...just in the nick of time(last minute usually....gets em' to let me off...or perhaps it's just the high pixie voice...& they just think"what the heck?").....(gosh my grammar structure is crooked i know)......but they said they would charge me....50 Euro....but went to another window to pay it....but they wouldn't let me because....payment can only be paid with credit card....so i was lucky to be 50 Euro up...instead of down.Flew into Brussel Sprouts....& 6 Euro bus to Bruxelles Central....& train to Gare Du Noord & bus to Amsterdam.
JUst did a gig yesterday.....for 300.....4-12 year olds....on a stage...indoors as it was raining!Two hours train & then picked up to get there.Last gig in Amsterdam was for 85 year olds in two different nursing homes!What's going on?
I'll be in Linz from the 18-20th!Might see you there?Not doing Villach or Feldkirch though!I've also got a big battle festival coming up in England...in a castle...& outside there will be knights galore with their full armoury jousting on horse-back...& i'll also be equipped with my fool armoury!Ciao!See you next time by crikes! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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