firegirl dreams of frack...

[firegirl]

so much more charming than even, oh say - broon - and, i have no problem resisting him...

;P

[Stephon]

Just found out that Broon is going to be back for a partial run at the MD Renfest. Any really embarassing stories about you that you don't want me to ask him about?

~Stephon

[firegirl]

really? i thought that broon gave up ren faires for lent this year... tryin' to be all 'brian howard comedy' on us...

pretty much any story that he could tell about me would be embarssing... it's probably best that you don't even mention you know of me... he'd just start in with that whole 'hey kate, take your top off' crap again... [img]smile.gif[/img] (don't ask.)

tell him i said 'hi.' (he won't know the 'firegirl' nomiker - he always was bad about remembering the name of my show... when i was doing street performance in ohio he'd call me by my actual name in the middle of the day... i'd be like: 'oh, good sir broon... i know not thus 'kate' be of whom you doth speaketh... ha. NO! just tell him 'the little girl' says 'hi' -- see if he remembers THAT story. it's a good one. ha.)

[firegirl]

furthermore - i catagorically DENY that i did anything he may say i did.

if you want embarassing stories about me, phil johnson - moonie (the reason we like kate is because she treats men the way that men treat women...) or brett copes - whipboy (just relax, push out and use lots of lubricant) are really the people to ask... they've got all the dirt... bri's been pretty boring the last few times i've seen him.