Rumpel GooOSe File Worship Like Never Be-4

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yes!Here is the long awaited GooOse Files like never before!Hang onto your gherkins & get ready because i'm just about to go a gherkin tangent & get in my Gherkin Tank & blow out gooose-bumps all over the Universe!Cheeers & much regards!Love from The One & Only King Of Gherkins!P.S."Gherkin!" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]eek.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Catapult a gherkin at that friggin' pixie~jester up in the tower of that card board-biscuit castle & make it land in his mouth....if you want to get the biggest laugh possible to be had in this Universe! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh God!I should of called it the "Gherkin Files!"Darn!I'll have to pull a gherkin out of my ear~hole now.....to make up for that wretched mistake!I'm in Cuckoo~Land......treading in a field of gherkins!Gherkin's don't even grow in fields....but at times they do in Pixy Land!P.S.Gherkin's Rock!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is this a hat full of gherkins? [img]tongue.gif[/img] "Yum!"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Carrotstiltskin......has just teamed up with the Easter Bunny & is dining with bunnies galore on carrot eggs....& chocolate carrots! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who invented gherkins?It's amazing they are here with us.....& we should respect it to the limit!It's amazing that with all the stuff contained within the cosmos.....gherkins have made their presence...to be with us!There must be some kind of soul force shining through them.....for them to be here for us!I don't know.....& who cares anyway....but please do care....because seriously..."Gherkins Rock!!!!!!!!" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get a skunk up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a pixy who started up The Kingdom Of Gherkins....& didn't get very far.....because he lost the plot....when someone....seduced him to pork an ugg-boot with his last beloved gherkin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't poke that gherkin with your fork....because it's alive & kicking!Can't you see it's tiny little eyes hiding behind the bumps!It's name is Henry!No~Joke....so leave it alone.....or it might throw a wobbly!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yes....The GooOSe Files Like Never B-4 are going strong......even though no-one is interested in it in the People Kingdom.....but here in Pixy Land.....the pixies & all that just can't get enough of it......& am urging me.....to get on with it!I'm afraid i'll just have to just get on with it & please as many pixies as possible.....because....why not? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Um....Rocks! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Your turtle's face always looks like this:" [img]smile.gif[/img] "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh gorly ol' gee whiskers!Holy Cat~Weasel......1,777 posts & i'm too much of a gOoOse or something....but stay with it.....as i have approxiamtely 3 zillion posts to go....so please hang in there.....& & i'll be back just before the end of time like eyebrows....growing into gardens of eternity! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stick~Insects Rock!Yes they do....." <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh God!Dick Gherkin is trying to jerk his gherkin.......but just got interupted by the Incredible Hulkess who is now spanking him....like trying to play....spank the monkey or something!Gosh!I'm not looking! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]