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  • Jim
    Administrator
    • Dec 2000
    • 1096
    #1

    Caption this Ren Faire Photo...

    Here's an idea I admit to stealing from another site (but not a performing related site)... Find a funny photo of a performer on the web, post it here and we can all leave funny captions to each photo. I guess you should start a NEW TOPIC for each photo if this actually catches on.

    [Hint, everybody... if you click the icon above the photo with the "quotation marks" you can post the photo in your reply... just delete the {QUOTE} tag stuff but leave the {IMG} tags {/IMG} and the code linking the image in between.]

    Let's start off with a funny picture of a performer many of us know. (Sorry Peter, you gotta admit it's a funny picture.)



    Girl to father: "Dad, do you think we should move? If something goes wrong with the cannon, that puppet looks like it would sting."

    [ 06-03-2002: Message edited by: Jim ]</p>
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    • Peter Voice
      Moderator
      • Dec 2000
      • 1065
      #2
      "Hey, Dad. How does he get all that scenery back in his suitcase?"
      Every-one should watch their drawers!
      http://www.chalkcircle.com.au/

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        • Chance
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 518
          #3


          Fat dude in front thinking: "Hmmm. Nice tights, cute butt, not shy about prancing around in girls clothes... He's mine!"

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            • Stephon
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 651
              #4


              "Hi everyone, and welcome to the Peter Gross Rodent Proctology Show"

              [ 06-03-2002: Message edited by: Stephon ]</p>

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                • Stephon
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 651
                  #5

                  "Look at this crowd! I wonder why the faire booked me for only 5 days this season?"

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                    • Butterfly Man
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 1606
                      #6
                      If only he didn't sweat so much ...

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                        • Peter G
                          Member
                          • May 2001
                          • 63
                          #7
                          Wow guys, just checked this part of the site for the first time in a while and POW. I can feel the love from here.

                          I don't mind the costume or the locale, but what exactly were they trying to capture?

                          And now a couple of captions:

                          "Hey this guy's got more decoration on his organ than Lucky Rich"
                          ---

                          kid - "Come on dad, I think he's about to start to do something"

                          dad - "Sweetheart we've been watching for 20 minutes"

                          ---
                          Fat Guy - "I hope the fruit in the tights misses and fries that critter, I'm starving!" BTW tonight the role of the funny fat guy with the pony tail will be played by John Davis ( just for you Steph)

                          ---
                          Performer thinking: All this and I get to share a trailer with Master Lee.

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                            • firegirl
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 452
                              #8
                              so - does anyone have a picture of this classic moment from the georgia ren. faire (fall)?

                              i think the stunt was titled as thus:

                              a shakesperian puppet guy on the shoulders of hack - with a sledge hammer breaks a cinder-block which is on the chest of two stunt guys, lying on top of slash, lying on top of a bed of nails - surrounded by guys in cow suits juggling fire. i think peter gross was involved in this stunt somehow, but i cannot remember...

                              i have only seen it once - on a crappy vhs tape owned by whipboy... but it was the funniest thing i think i've seen since brian howard & deane laceter invented the double tounge transfer after drinking too many beers at glmf 2000... perhaps funnier.

                              ~firegirl

                              [ 06-06-2002: Message edited by: firegirl ]</p>

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                                • Brett Copes
                                  Member
                                  • Dec 2000
                                  • 48
                                  #9
                                  i think the stunt was titled as thus:

                                  a shakesperian puppet guy on the shoulders of hack - with a sledge hammer breaks a cinder-block which is on the chest of two stunt guys, lying on top of slash, lying on top of a bed of nails - surrounded by guys in cow suits juggling fire. i think peter gross was involved in this stunt somehow, but i cannot remember...


                                  It was: Setting the world record for number of Cinderblocks broken by a shakespearian actor atop a swordfighters shoulders, upon three swordfighters and a magician placed atop a bed of 1000 spikes while two jugglers in cow suits juggle fire around them...


                                  the record is currently one cinderblock.

                                  duh!

                                  --B

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