i had this bizzare dream/hallucination the other night after a rehersal where i had injested large amounts of 'plain flavored' coleman camp fuel... thought i'd share... as i'm surfing the net and bored anyhow...
SO. for some reason - instead of doing my usual fire eating/escape routine (which i haven't really been doing down here in nola - as the pd frowns on fire eating/blowing in the french quarter... in fact, i got a ticket the first day i was in nola for doing such a thing... but, i digress) i am out in the quarter as a 'crate slug...'
my pitch is on royal st - right in front of the pd station... i am dressed as 'lady justice' -- white robes, blind-fold, scales... the works... a classy crate slug am i. a certian canadian juggler i know & have had a crush on for years is seated on the ground next to my crate - w/clubs at feet - writing in a journal... suddenly i see (yes, i can see through the blind-folds) a parade of 'bible-thumpin' right wing christian extremists' (did anyone else in nola have experiances with these people over mardi-gras?) headed down royal... one of these guys is dressed as christ and dragging a HUGE cross behind him... except - it is mounted onto roller skate wheels...
i notice this and turn to my canadian juggler friend and say 'too bad jesus didn't think of that - would have saved him a lot of sweat...'
at this point - the canadian juggler stands up and pours a bucket of marbles into royal st. -- and, we amusedly watch the 'bible-thumpin' right wing christian extremists' go all 'higgly-piggly' toes up sprawlin' in the middle of the street...
then my writer friend, chicago tom, comes up to us and says - 'you might find god on BOURBON st. tonight - but, satan works the side streets...'
then i woke up.
comments?
~firegirl
[ 04-06-2002: Message edited by: firegirl ]</p>
SO. for some reason - instead of doing my usual fire eating/escape routine (which i haven't really been doing down here in nola - as the pd frowns on fire eating/blowing in the french quarter... in fact, i got a ticket the first day i was in nola for doing such a thing... but, i digress) i am out in the quarter as a 'crate slug...'
my pitch is on royal st - right in front of the pd station... i am dressed as 'lady justice' -- white robes, blind-fold, scales... the works... a classy crate slug am i. a certian canadian juggler i know & have had a crush on for years is seated on the ground next to my crate - w/clubs at feet - writing in a journal... suddenly i see (yes, i can see through the blind-folds) a parade of 'bible-thumpin' right wing christian extremists' (did anyone else in nola have experiances with these people over mardi-gras?) headed down royal... one of these guys is dressed as christ and dragging a HUGE cross behind him... except - it is mounted onto roller skate wheels...
i notice this and turn to my canadian juggler friend and say 'too bad jesus didn't think of that - would have saved him a lot of sweat...'
at this point - the canadian juggler stands up and pours a bucket of marbles into royal st. -- and, we amusedly watch the 'bible-thumpin' right wing christian extremists' go all 'higgly-piggly' toes up sprawlin' in the middle of the street...
then my writer friend, chicago tom, comes up to us and says - 'you might find god on BOURBON st. tonight - but, satan works the side streets...'
then i woke up.
comments?
~firegirl
[ 04-06-2002: Message edited by: firegirl ]</p>

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