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Should Rumpel turn into a GoOOSe? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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G'day! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Halt!Don't step on that ant ya frigggin' monster! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Should Rumpel have his own foreskin? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Yes I'm awake & asleep at the same time! [img]wink.gif[/img]Comment
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Oops!I'm the King Of Small Hats!
Next time i do a show.....i'm going to place out 10 hats:
1 for the 5 pences,1 for the 10 pences,1 for the 20 penses,1 for the 50 pences,1 for the 1 pound coins,1 for the 2 pound coins,1 for the 5 pund notes,1 for the 10 pound notes,1 for the 20 pound notes & 1 for the 50 pound notes!
So how about that?Gorblimey!I'm going to have to do a zillion x a zillion small hats to even be able to afford a fifth of a castle!Has there ever been a jester in the history of time who has ever bought a castle?That would be a first!
Help donate a castle to a kanagroo jester....or i'll call the police!P.S.Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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When i say "GooOSe!"....I mean "GooOSe!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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I wonder if elephants see pink people when they're drunk? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Oolooloo the widgeon duck......is off to the Oondooroo....low prickly scrub...to see Oorooba.....the funny emu....who is a very good friend of Palinga....the famous porcupine....from way Out Back....far far away.....in the Dream Time Land! [img]smile.gif[/img]Comment
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Whadayawant?Pull ya head in mate........& have some grog.....because i'm a fair dinkum.....No Bull bloke who's on a xxxx mission to to find some sheilah's so pack the esky chock-a-block....& she'll be right mate!Strewth!I reckon.....your a friggin Hoo-Roo.....& after a root mate!Av-a-go-ya-mug....& take it easy ya friggin' sissy!What are ya...some hopeless pansy aye?Okay mate....just rack off & go for it ya little ripper!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Gosh!Having bells on your jester's hat can be a bit alarming!Goggles would keep the bells away! [img]cool.gif[/img]Comment
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Gosh!Today i did this odd gig in Sliedrecht in Holland....& i jested amongst punk,heavy metal,thrash metal & hard-rock punters who were rocking away with the music.There was one chap who had this big kind of old overweight Doberman kind of dog.....but it was quite funny really....well the expressions on it's face.I had a ridiculous squeaky cabbage toy with a really cheesy smile...& when i sqeaked it....it just totally set the dog off.....& he desperately wanted my squeaky cabbage toy with the everso cheesy smile.Gorblimey!It was completely possessed by this squeaky toy & just had to have it.It's master let it go & it was all over me in no time...& i was up against some painted board back drop....trying to safe my toy.....but the dog grabbed it from me...& started chewing it....& it went really slimey!I did get it back.....& the dog looked really sad to see the sqeaky cabbage toy go.It was so funny that it was totally in love with this everso cheeesy toy!Gosh!Life is weird isn't it! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Comment
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If anyone ever finds a squeaky gherkin toy with bumps all over it & an everso cheeesy smile....i would greatly appreciate it....& it would be some kind of Holy Grail score to me.....like as if all my Xmas's have come at once or something!I'm not joking so please....i genuinely mean this....so please,please,please keep it aside....& when i'm jesting about somewhere....you can throw it into my show!That would be a real larf.....& it really would be a God send....so i'm ready for it....when the time is right!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
[ 06-15-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>Comment
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Go & make love to a cheese~face widgeon pixie & let me know the result!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Go & contemplate....your silly self....to that storm~trooper nincompooper over there sitting in the corner counting his daisy petals! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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