Should Rumple have his own Forum?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!The kangaroo weasel is here in Cambodia....in Siem Reap....by golly gosh!What a long journey it was......a frigggin'long bumpy ride from the Thai boarder....the bumpiest road i've ever travelled on.It took about 8 hrs driving time......for crikey....maybe only 125 kms or something.Got a bump on my head.....from falling asleep.....& banging it on the window a few times.Did an all nighter so i wouldn't miss the 6:30 am bus from Bangkok(the internet place i was at that night was certainly filling up with lady-boys).....to the Cambodian boarder & then it connects.....on a ute -back thingy & then a mini-bus!
Crikey!Where are you chaps......Eric...Taxi....Jewels(no chap)....Mike...& Daniel....
I'm at the Green Park Guest House!
Crikey!You guys fly....
& the weasel goes $5.20 Oz one way!
Anyway ear from you soon!
The Angkor Wat Temples are going to be awesome!
Siging Off Mr Rumpel Stiltskin The Eternal Pure Kangaroo GooOSe Weasel!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[ricardo yonez]

Hay rumple theres an old thai buddist jester temple around where your at, have you found it? It is believed that an ancient buddist master converted to the ways of jesterism when he spent to long in meditation contemplating his innner workings. In the end he managed to excreet himself. He now teaches people how to do this. Apparently be turning yourself completly in side out means you can really examine your innner self.

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Rumpel Stiltskin here.....in Bangkok.....still uncertain....when....i'll be able to get a flight back to Oz.
Blimey!Hope i'm not stuck here....as i'm doing a festival at the end of the year!
Gosh!This buddhist jesterism story....sounds interesting.
Interesting reply!!!
Haven't heard about it!Crikey....perhaps.....i'll hear more about it soon?
Are you the Ricardo who did the French....1900's black & white play?
I'm hopeless with names sometimes.

Holy GooOsebumps......
It's amazing what Thai people will eat.
How'd ya like some fried black scorpions,caterpillars,crikets....& dried little squids...or whatever they are.There are of course lots of other goodies to please your appetite if your keen!!!
[img]eek.gif[/img]
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Jesterism....+ [img]smile.gif[/img] = <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
Frigggin' spelling mistakes!The heat makes you tired!

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[fracksfreakshow]

mmmmmmmm sounds good

yep yep frack attack

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yes.....also some kind of beetles.....
termites....well they friggggin' look like termites!
Gosh!I went to walk outside the internet place last night.....
& some lady-boy....stuck his leg....across so i couldn't pass......& demanded that i kiss him on the cheek!
It's funny to see all the lady-boys come in.....to the internet place....& go up to the guys.....with combs....& try & comb their hair...or chat them up & stuff like that!
There were 2 young bald British tourists....sitting at their seats....& some lady boys....went up & caressed them...& they went for it...until they relised that their.....voices sounded a bit odd!It made me laugh....as they were fooled....& looked well embarassed by it! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Pyromancer]

Oi Rumple!

Finally found out how you manage to post so often. Too much time to kill in too foreign places too late at night...

Was woken up by some Heshe ladyboys during a party on the beach on a Thai Isliand. Heshe was very pissed off I didn't want to take her services. Parties are the same, all around the world, but this one had a definate Thai touch. Lots of heshes, who can be very funny, just as long as you don't have sex with them...

Funny, last September we met in Barcelona and now we're in the same country again. I am very curious about your luggage. Do you take all your gear with you all the time? That'd be a lot of suitcases... Or do you travel light at the moment? I feel kinda horrible carrying a big suitcase around at the moment. There's got to be an easier way around...

Take care you uber-jester. You are one of a kind and I hope to run into you again one day!

David Pyromancer

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Rumpel Stiltskinnnny here still in Bangkok sending greetings!
I'm hoping i fluke it....
to get on the plane back to Oz......
later today....
as it's late....
early....
& i'm going for stand-by....
or stand-bye....
so i have a 1 in 2 chance....of frigggggin'
being lucky!
I'm supposedly flying out on Xmas day....
from Sydney to Brisbane.....
well i've paid for the flight.....
so i hope i don't blow out the Woodford Festival....
as i could be stuck here until next year!
Oh well i better hit the frog & toad-weasel....
as i'm just a silly gooOSe who is falling into the land of zzZZzzz's............!!!
GosH!As far as buggage....oops i mean baggage goes.....i certainly carry a castle load of tat around.....& have a shrinking gun.....to make it easier to get my gear on board those.....tight...baggage allowance planes!
Gosh!I relly don't know how i do it!
I've only ever been charged twice for excess baggage.....
& the first time was a national flight in Oz....got gnabbed $11 Oz...
& the 2nd time leaving Amsterdam for Cairo.....& got stung.....90 Euro......but was supposed to pay 15 Euro...but weasel'd my way off 75 Euro & the over-freight depatment said....."thank your lucky stars......as you're a rare case....& we just don't let people off in this section!"
Cheeers for the remarks by jingles!Mice to catch up with you....Pyromancer....in Spain....& see you next.....when you see me!!!
Regards Mr Rumpel Squirel-possumweaseltwistyfrisbeetwigs!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
P.S.I'm going to be absurdly,horrendously,ridiculously way over freight on the plane this time.....& ontop of that i'm on the lowest class ticket.....so i'll be miraculously lucky if i manage to get off scot free....or even on the plane back to Oz!
It's a frigggggggin' paradox.....that i've been to all these places.....
when i have an ox-load of tat & do tiny hats.......but what the heck the show must go on....because i'm a scrawny nincompoop kangaroo battler.....with no castle to gain....because i'm in a fool's gold game!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[ricardo yonez]

A giant floating budda jester,is descending from the heavens rumpole. through psychic telepathy and by reading my piles I can tell you that your the great jestic fool himself has decided to seek you out rumps. Apparently a thousand years ago it was predicted that a new jester would visit the world and bring chaos and anarchy in his wake. That second coming is immenant, you will be recognised as the new master. Hail rumple, quake you minor light entertainment artists, for it is true. Rumple has landed.I'm also getting a psychic message from tony, she says gday.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Who's Tony?
My sister calls herself Tony...
but your from the UK?
Has anyone ever seen a lady-boy jester?
A tranny jester would be funny.....
or even a tranny granny joker...
or a drag sumo buddha fool.
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think i'm just about going to have to have to close this thread by crikey!What do ya reckon' aye(Ozzy slanguage)?
Should i....the squirrel tail pixie...throw in the ragged tartan towel....& make way for a weevil to eaten by a scrawny weasel?
Go & pat a pooch.....or fondle a husky....or even tickle a pekinese who is looking for a saucy rottweiler to go a few rounds with!
Anyway...i must be off....
yes must be off with the pixies....at once.....
so toodleloo & good riddens....to the toy poodle barking on flat batteries!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That ragbag,baglady boy tramp is going to do a 3-wheely off the rickety ramp on his wild cat tricycle....whilst yodelling to the man on the moon.This is no joke....as he's a twisted trickster who could trifle vulture ogres to lie side by side each other....while he flies by them on his retro mean machine.
A stiff toady weasel he can be....but what the heck.....he's a fortune hunter....& knows there's a free nose to be won at the end of the line!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

Oops....got a couple of letters mixed up! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[ricardo yonez]

yes tony says youve been a naughty boy....how come shes not a jester? Did you find the jester monk of old wot toe?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you know Tony my sister in Oz or is it another girl Tony in England?
Crikey....i'll have to follow up this wat fool jester thingy?Maybe it will come to me intuitively by some cosmic jestic force whenever i get around to meditating!
Cheeers for now by jingles....
Regards from the Universal Kangaroo jestery fool with the bell on the end of his nose.I read somewhere that a bell can signify air.How appropriate....as far as having a little tinkler on the end of one's nose.It's funny how some things can coincidently fool into place!
The bell should keep reminding me...that i'm here in the now.....but at times i'm still living in the old ages while trying to keep up with the new ages!Am i a new age gypsy joker or just a scrawny ferret weasel nincompoop who's lost his newt!Cheeers by crikey again by crikey!P.S." <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I think this thread should come to a halt....
Oops it's the fool's fault!
What have i done wrong?
What have you done right?
Oops!
Go on....
Okey dokey!
When anything ever goes wrong....
it must be my fault!
No it's your fault....
no it's our fault...
no it's everything's fault!
No.....it's it's own fault!
Am i a faulty weasel?
Anyway cheeers dudes....
i think....
i don't know...
if i'll ever get around...
to starting up a weasel for forums....
but if you pay me....
i might be inspired!
That wouldn't be a bad gig...
would it?
Okay where's the gold....
as for mold....
isn't a hard currency
by crikey!
Cheeers!
Signing off Crumbleforeskin....
once & for all!
Frig it!
I'll just start again.....
until i eventually stop!
Peace,Love & Happiness to....
all the animals in the World!
See you later aligators!!!
P.S.GooOSe! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
Cheeers geeese...
Toodleoo weasel....
Goodbye by crikey...
Gorblimey....
what a fool's fool....
am i nearly not?
What?
P.S."?"
" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who gives a frigggin'......"GooOSe"!
Frigggin' 3434 posts later....
& perhaps 3434 posts after that....
& i'll get the picture...
that i'm destined to be....
a fool's fool!
P.S." <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> " Ha Ha Ha hee he ha
Ha ha ha hee ha he
ha he ha he ha Ha he Ha!!!