chicks who juggle

[le pire]

Juggling is really a guy thing... I mean look around at juggling convention and there's the proof. Sure, every now and then a Cindy Marvel pops up, just like there are girls who want to play football.

Look at a juggling pin; it's a phalus. The whole point of juggling is to get 'em up and keep 'em up. Nothing femenine about that.

étienne

[jonnyflash]

I've met a female who was a fantabulous five club juggler.Girls get MOBBED at juggling conventions,cuz it's like just one Smurfette
and all those smurfs....This probly makes em scared to juggle..They think it attracts social misfits...God i want a hot juggling woman so i can[censored]her[censored] and pull her tight little braids...

[le pire]

When I was a kid I got sent to Boy Scout camp for the summers. The was usually one girl who worked either in the first aid tent or the kitchen. She was always, how do I say this politely... quite ugly and large; but that didn't matter to the 500 hormones a-ragin' boys stuck out in the middle of the forest. She always got mobbed.

étienne

p.s. no luck with jugglechicks? Try dancers... they're flexible and have great rhythm. Sign up for ballet, you'll probably be the only guy there and if you do a little research before hand and can fake being cultured... heh heh heh

[jonnyflash]

Seriously,though..
I've noticed that computer freaks and math freaks make up a suspiciously large faction at jugglefests.Usually ball jugglers.
Why is this so?
I think they like the number language of juggling,and fantasize that they are actually programming their brains like they do their computers.

[fracksfreakshow]

If Smurfette was the only female smurf how did they reproduce?

[Frisbee]

Smurfs are always boys...once every hundred or so years a new smurf is/was delivered by a stork or some bird such as. Smurfette was a creation of Gargamele (sp?) and later turned into a real smurf by papa smurf...hence why she is the only female. No doubt that smurfette was hooking up with everyone...she seemed to even be in Papa smurfs house quite a lot now that I think back upon it. But perhaps this could be its own thread..."How many smurfs did smurfette smurf?"

-Frisbee

[le pire]

I seem to recall that when bad times where brewing in smurf village, Papa smurf declared that it was necessary to do the "dance of 100 smurfs." It was then discovered there where only 99 smurfs, however, a new smurf was magically created by Vanity smurf's mirror. Reproduction of sorts.

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[nick nickolas]

chicks who juggle...Smurfs.....

I don't see the simalarity........

why don't you start a smurf post for the 70's kids!!!!!!!!!!

and of course without saying, female jugglers, please feel free to comment !!!!!!


NN

[le pire]

You're right Nick, we got a little side tracked... that's 80's kids by the way.

No really, I started the thread 'cause I wanted to here from the female part of juggling community, about what's in it for them, and any thoughts they have about juggling & the manipulative arts.

I couldn't just come out and say this however; so as to provoke a bit of a reaction I was intentionally a bit sexist...

That didn't quite work.

maybe we'll never know...

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[jonnyflash]

uh....ditto.

[Jenny]

Gettin' lonely guys???
***********

Admit it boyz; a lot of you started pursuing juggling in adolescence when you discovered it was a means to get girls' attention!

Clearly EGO is a big fat factor driving many darlings in juggling & performing.

Women don't suffer from power hunger like their testosterone-ridden counterparts.

Plus, such behavior is not as rewarded in women.
It's not as socially encouraged for a woman to play "LOOK AT ME."

ON the other hand, I gladly accept my gender (amidst my other INESTIMABLE blessings) as an FABulous advantage in this field; making me a ripe, coveted, anomalous minority.

So eat your heart out, Juggle Geeks!

I'm going to go fondle my breasts now...

[This message has been edited by Jenny (edited 01-12-2002).]

[le pire]

jenny wrote:
"Plus, such behavior is not as rewarded in women.
It's not as socially encouraged for a woman to play "LOOK AT ME."

It is if she's a stripper!


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[Scot Free]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jenny:
I'm going to go fondle my breasts now...

Ditto...

[Jenny]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by le pire:

jenny wrote:

It's not as socially encouraged for a woman to play "LOOK AT ME."

etienne wrote:

It is if she's a stripper!

EXACTLY.
A woman's sexuality/attractiveness is evaluated more readily and judged much more critically than in men. So for a female performer this is both something to potentially use advantageously AND an obstacle to work around.

Naturally I want to (be able to) "succeed" in the realm of sex-appeal, but neither have that be the only thing, nor let it obscure other possible attributes.

Investigating this was a big motive for giving up my prized blonde hair (the horror!) and experimenting life with a shaved head.

(Begging a discussion on the perceived importance of superficialities like hair and looks in general, especially -it seems- in women.)

[le pire]

Jenny wrote:
Naturally I want to (be able to) "succeed" in the realm of sex-appeal, but neither have that be the only thing, nor let it obscure other possible attributes.


Oh Please! How can you expect to be taken seriously? So, Jenny, you wish to have your cake and eat it too.

Yes, yes gyrate your hips, speak in a hushed breathy voice and then when he follows your lead, change the conversation to Dostoyevski.

Masking your own fear of intimacy with intellectualism.

Don't think I haven't done this myself, by the way.

On another note, EVERYBODY shaves their head at Dell'Arte; especially the women. Blue Lake is surrounded on all sides by granola lesbians and women at that school tend to lionize their vaginas and pout their pussies like Mick Jagger's lips.

My dear, how can you expect to be taken seriously?

bisous,


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