Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!Ooooooooooooooooooooops!!OooOOoOoOooooOoooOoo OooOoOops!!!
Okay i think i finally have to bail it now.......at 1,500 posts!
Cheeers by crikey!This is my final post....
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................!All the best with everythings......& may all good things come true!Signing Off Rumpelstiltskin The Eternal Universal Trickster Jester Extraordinaire Chameleon Shape~Shifting Kangaroo Fool Of Comedy! " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The GooOSe is making a comeback!Stayed tuned......& i'll be back within some higgle~piggledy ticks & tocks of the clocky~clock~clockity~clock!P.S.Ticky~ticky~tock~t ick~tock! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"The Fool Of Faeries"is here again......etc + more GooOsey madness to come!I'm not bad.....i'm just mad!Oops i mean....glad....i'm back & off with the pixies to No~Wheresville....Ooops i mean Everywheresville.....so go & all get GoOOsed immediately before the purple~purm brigade.....throw mouldy half~eaten asparagus~sticks at you all!Love Mr Crumble Foreskin The Losing Winner! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Are you with me?" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Am I With You?" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I need some gold urgently because i'm supposed to be Rumpelstiltskin.....so please donate some a.s.a.p!Cheeers...& i'll keep a little bit to aside....to rub on any styes that pop up!P.S.GoOOSe as always! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I used to sleep in a green room(literally)when i used to stay at my grandmother's house!Anyway i better hit the frog & toad....as i have to get off & away with the fairies! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Strawberry Fair was fun......& only did a 2 & a half hour show this year!Was also in the parade for a fool hour...& gooosed around Cambridge!Did do a 40 minute show also.Anyway toodleloo & cheeers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Golly ol' gosh....i wished i had of had a lawn~mower so i could of mowed my stage.The grass was certainly high.....& jumping around on the spring~shoes was really friggin' hard by crikey!I must of foolen over too many times!The spring~shoes on the pogo~stick was also a bit of a frigggin' effort!Anyway i have to go & get GoOOSed!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Geeese are lovely <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Jester Of Fools or Fool Of Jesters is back forever....& ever
...forwards etc? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

P.S. " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i a waste of time.....or fool of time? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

G'day....there ya friggin' champion!I'm a fair dinkum true-blue Ozzy battling-jester from Down Under mate!Bloody oath i am!Struth Bruce....everything should be called Bruce mate!Everyone should be a frigggin' man in Oz...ya...lobster-choppster!Anyway i'm gonna go & get racked-off with the Hairy-Leg Club!Cheeers!She'll be right mate!!!G'day mate!Ow yer goin'.......ya no-bull....dead-set champion....grog-head....monster!Anyway rack off because ya pong....you grouse whadayamacallit....whadayawant whatever thingamibob!Let's all go to the piss-up & get rooted on xxxx.Don't get ya friggggin' knickers in a knot...or i'll completely go ape on ya all!Go on...ya "F@*%i?g Drongo!" [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!Hello!Cheeers!P.S.Crikey!G'day!Wanna rage!La di dah di dah.....yo-yo pixies are wherever? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />