Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Friggin' whacked the screen out of whack by gosh! !

[martin ewen]

Rumple
can you remember the worst child you ever had to deal with?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

God bless Ronald McDonald upon the cross...& place a Big M on top(representing the biggest M-pire in the World)!It's hard not to be a bit demoralized at times....but i guess i'll just have to pull my socks up & go for fool positivity....instead of being a worry-wort!
I mean Ronald doesn't do anything!:ee:

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll get back to you on that Martin!Anyway i have to really go so.....Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll get back to you on that Martin!Anyway i have to really go so.....Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What will i talk about?How to follow squirrel's around who snatch your aparagus twisties while balancing a rotten-boot on your elbow?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What will i talk about?How to follow squirrel's around who snatch your aparagus twisties while balancing a rotten-boot on your elbow?
What will i talk about?How to follow squirrel's around who snatch your aparagus twisties while balancing a rotten-boot on your elbow?
What will i talk about?How to follow squirrel's around who snatch your aparagus twisties while balancing a rotten-boot on your elbow?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I went to the Earth Spirit Festival in England this year & the day leaving...after sleeping the night on a massage table...i awoke at is was...well 11...ish.....i managed to tee up a lift on the spur of the moment with some tattoed chap in his green ambulance!The vehicle had a few jerky moments here & there which was a little startling at times.......& then i fell asleep......only to awaken later to the ambulance going berserk!I thought..."Crikey"as i awoke from a daze & then saw the back wheel come flying off as i looked through the back window!Some cars swerved the tyre.....but eventually a not so fortunate car stacked into the tyre & in the process...blew out it's own front tyre.....& swerved to safety on the other side of the road!Later on a hippy van pulled over & gave me a lift to Hampton Court where i got the train to London & then got on a double decker!The tattooed chap waited to be towed away!The police arrived on the scene as i got in the other van!I don't know what happened to the ambulance driver.....but his vehicle wasn't insured or even registered!Crikey!What a surreal sketch!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I hope that when Jim gets back he can whack this category back into proportion!I know what i did!I won't do it again!I've put many........................'s together!It does something weird to the display!Anyway cheeerio

[Jim]

RUMPEL!!!

Don't put long strings of type together without spaces or returns!

That's why the screen gets all screwed up. The post below is one huge block of text with no spaces and the windows don't know how to handle it. Put a few returns in there.

Jim

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sorry Jim....i was off on a bit of a tangent......& went spiralling into higgledy-piggledyness....so i'll make sure it doesn't happen again!Cheeers!Rumpel The Universal Weasel

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Happy New Year for all the people in the Southern Hemisphere!Only a few more hours to go Up Over as well!Well i know it's not just Up & Down...it's LEft & Right & Diagonal whatever!CHeeeers!Happy everything P.S.GooOse to you all!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to re-create myself & turn myself into a cyber jester & make electronic medieval techno music so i can keep up with these contemporary times!Just joking?I'm going the other way!I'll go backwards even if the time goes forward!JUst joking?I'll go every direction at once

[Rumpelstiltskin]

P.S

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello