Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 05:43 AM

Isn't it weird how...when you look back at history......there has always been wars!I mean even the primitives would knock each other on the head with bones & that!
What about the dinosaurs.....they would go completely !
Even ants have a go at each other!Imagine if all the ants were magnified by a mistake in genetic engineering & then they started to have a go at us!That would be the biggest & mightiest army in the World!
Even praying mantis's have a go at stick-insects.......& turtles have a go at fruit-loops....well mine done sometimes...no joke!
Even pufferfish...would have a go at shrimps....& dung-beetles would have a go at midgies....& scabies would have a go at humans.....& pubic lice would go for armpits & mosquitos will go for ear-holes & etc will go for more!
When you were little do you remember putting 2 little red spiders in a jar & watch em' have a go at each other?I did!What a friggin'lame crime i committed!That should be illegal!Anyway i'm off & from now on i please advice everyone out there to please make sure with every step that you take.....Not to step on any Ants!Regards!Thankyou!Mr Crumpetsparroweazel!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 08:21 PM

Hello Umpelstiltskin ere with Umpty Umpteen Understanding Uppity Upper goblin Uncle's...ready to merge into the void of empty space beyond mortal eyes......way up ever so high until the force of gravity magnetises us back to reality....where we will unfold our visions ever so hoity-toity...until everything elapses....out of the dream.....dreamed....from a Munchkin's nap!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 08:28 PM

Crikey!Sometimes.....after gooOseing about for quite sometime....in fool jester's regalia...you might have to go to the dunny....say at the Burger King(as it's usually cheaper....well than Mcdonalds here in Amsterdam)....& then you find that the boy's toilet is all occupied....so you then try the girl's.....& they sometimes get alarmed when a weazel with curly green shoes & a nose with a bell on the end....suddenly strolls in...& wants to take his nose off while looking at the mirror!Crikey!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 08:47 PM

Bonjour Chateau!
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Vous etes libre?
Arretez-vous ici,s'il vous plait!
Vous parlez Kangaroo?
Je m'appelle Rumpelstiltskin!
Je vous presente des Cornichons un chateau!
Comment allez-vous?
Je vous en prie!
Si nous allions danser?
Je voudrais un kir royal!
Quand st-ce que clea sera pret?
Bientot!
Bien,merci!
Je suis e ami!

**Butterfly Man** · Dec-30-2001, 09:07 PM

Rumple,
I never thought I would be quite so proud telling anyone this but I have an autograph that Tiny Tim gave to me in 1977 when I did an opening act for him in Nashville, TN.
From one fool to another, it's yours for the asking,
Robert

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 09:31 PM

Cheeers Butterfly Man.....that's kind of you by crikey!Gees!That mean's it's 24 years old....only 5 year's younger than me!Gosh!Bits of Tiny keep popping up from time to time!He was nicknamed the Eternal Troubador....perhaps maybe after he did the World's non-stop singing record at Luna Park in Sydney in 1979!
Gosh!In 1977 i was in grade prep!
Crikey!It would of been a laugh...to be on the same bill as Tiny!Crikey!You have been going for a while!I'm sure we'll cross paths sometime....as i'm surpried i haven't met you yet....but have heard your name mentioned many a time...with remarks that merit!I'll pop you a letter on the net....to where you can send it!Cheeers!

**Peter Voice** · Dec-30-2001, 09:43 PM

Rumpel (sorry), you should put something in "Who's Who". Why are you holding back? It's only polite that you tell us something about yourself, Gee whiz, by crikey.

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**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 10:45 PM

Who's Rumple?Isn't it Rumpel?
I'm going to put myself on display in fifteen
unforeseen "Pixie" magazines.....in another seventeen year's or so,so hold onto your donkey ear's....& be patient!Geeee whizzZZzzzzZZzzzZZzZZzZzzzz.....& "Crikey!"

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 11:03 PM

Anyway i have to go so cheeeers to you all & have a very "Fabulous New Year",by jingles!Happy 2002! Is this the real Millenium?
Crikey!I'll bring the Renaissance back into the Millenium.....even if it's impossible!
I just can't til i get a pop-up mobile castle with a steering wheel!I'll also stick some wings on it & fly off & away into Space...& do Planetary shows all over the place.....keeping in mind...."What's The Fool's Position In The Universe?"P.S

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 11:56 PM

Conas ta tu?
Ta athas orm bualadh leat!
As an Atrail!
An bhfuil Gaeilge agat?
Is maith liom ceol...cuairt a thabhaairt
ar chairde....ficheall..damhsa...iomanaiocht......doc hreidte raimeis!
Ta beagan airneal!
Slan go foill!Tabhaire aire!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-30-2001, 11:58 PM

Blah Blah Blah!
Huzzah!Huzzah!
Hip-Hip Hooray!
G'day!
Hola?
Strewth!
Ello...without the "Aitch"
1,2,3 ready staedy go
Gosh!Too many error!P.S tide..tied...edit!
P.S.GooOsE @

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**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 12:09 AM

Buongiorno!
Che ora e?
Vorrei presentarla a Rumpelstiltskin
...Kangaroo comico pagliaccio!
Mi scusi!
Sono artsita..
Mi chiamo Crumbleforeskin!
Ho torto?
Scusi,mi puo aiutare per favore?
Vorrei un kangaroo!
Ho voglia di andare carnival!
Buon Anno!
Arrivederla!Ciao!Giocoleria Pagliaccio!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 12:20 AM

Have a fabulous friggin' New Year By Crikey!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 12:31 AM

Hello:
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Mr Rumpity-Bumpity,Mr Stiltskin,Crumpetsparroweasel,Strawberrystiltskin, Trumpetfrogfish,Mangel Wurzel Witchety-Grub Pigeonniggle,Baron Gerkin-studded Eartrumpetfellow,Henry,Henry,Henry,Henry or just call me Henry or even Rumpel will do?P.S.GooOsE!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Dec-31-2001, 12:39 AM

Gosh!Me eyes are just about mothballed!GoooOsE................................ ..Weasel...................Ooops
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...Asparagurkus Zirkus.................................Tiny I'm Off like a weather-beaten weasel's cough!Signing Off Crumpetsparroweasel,Trumpetgherkinfri
sbee,Wheelbarrowforeskin,Aardvark Varian,Henry Mackintosh,Carnivorous Plant Beetle Cruncherskin,Wormwoodwurzleworzlewe
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P.S....."Please Stop!"........the dot won't stop!......................can't stop the dot....................Stop It!............................
Can't stop the flippin' dot by crikey!........................................... ........Even the dots in my eyes can't stop.....these dots.............dot dot...dot to dot.....alot of dots to dot to dot.......................Count The Dots.......................1 by 1.........................How many dots for all the stories in the world............it's all a never ending conversation.......that never stops............somewhere in the world the conversation goes on.....that means there will be stories till the end of time.........& even a dot cannot stop the time.............................................. ..................
because time will not stop for anything.......................................... .................
......so watch......the time go...........as you like.....as your eyes..................follow the dots.....................til the end of eternity.....+ 1 day...............keep track of the dots.............................................. .............& keep up with time.............................................. .....................
.Wait for the time to pass................as you pass the time away..........can you keep up with time,that times the go,that goes & goes.......................God i have to stop this go.............................This is the End!

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