bad taste

[le pire]

ok Prof, maybe we should start a new topic to discuss Pop Music at it's worst.

I ask everyone, what would be the absolute HORROR of it all?

Andy Bell of Erasure teams up with Rod Stewart? Ohhhh feather boas and spandex galore...

What if Marilyn Manson did a Sinatra style duets album with: Christina Aguilara, Elton John, Geri Halliway, JC from N'Synch, Steve Tyler, P-Diddy, Dido, Bono, Noel Gallagher, Natalie Cole and Liza Minelli

étienne

[Prof Willie B]

Aint it true, étienne, that "timing (and accessorising) is the secret to a happy life". I think Jim missed it but well done.


Anne Margaret teams up with Rolf Harris to do
Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" hosted by Bobarino in a set designed by Jeff Koons (choreography by his wife).

[le pire]

Accessorizing is DEFINATELY the key! Remember KISS without the make-up? BIG mistake. Robert without the tatoos on his head? Unthinkable!

To promote the next Star Wars movie, they could release an album of

Jar Jar Sings

Featuring the hits:

Stairway to Heaven
Living Doll
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Girl from Ipenema
Unchained Melody
Always on my Mind


étienne

[Jim]

Didn't mean to be rude. That other thread is so good, though... I didn't want to mix it up with other stuff!

Jim

[Jim]

How about Elton John and Eminem? That would be trippy.

Or maybe Puff Daddy and Led Zeppelin?

[le pire]

you may get eminem & elton... apparently they got along famously and the little rapper is buying property in London.

Fred Durst is now palsy with Christina Aguilara, Eminem is hangin' with Elton... What is this world coming to?!??! Can't these people just hate each other like they're supposed to?


étienne

[Prof Willie B]

In sets designed by Dame Edna Everidge, Michael Jackson dances the classics of Aka Bilke played by "Blow Boy" Billy Clinton on sax.

[jonnyflash]

Zamfir plays Anne Murray on his pan-flute,
accompanying Wayne Newton vocals.

[le pire]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen become Courtney Love's new prodigies and take the strung-out-on-heroin grunge act to 8-10 year old girls.

étienne