What a big bitch...

[firegirl]

i'm addicted to emode personality tests and those cute little cyber questionaires... a friend in canada just emailed this to me ~ i want every one to know:

according to http://www.thespark.com ~ i am 58% bitch.

they say this like it's a bad thing?

~firegirl

[firegirl]

oops ~ i posted that twice.

i may be 58% bitch ~ but, that doesn't make me computer savy...

:P

~firegirl

[le pire]

I'm only a 41% bastard. And I tried so hard to give bastardly answers...

étienne

[The Pretty Good]

woo hoo 44% bastard! I thought that I would do better too but I tried.

[em]

mmmmmm......
70% slut.....
apparently......

happy new year....

[Stephon]

In the spirit of the "Out Yourself" thread, I tested 36% Gay.

I'm 37% Bastard.

But I'm an above average Bitch at 45%.

I'm 41% pure (only 1% of people are 41% pure).

I scored 62% on the Ass quiz--this does not rate how much of an ass I am, but it did end with a picture of some guy's ass. My distaste adds credence to my 36% gayness.

And according to the sex test, I will have sex with 1 more person in my lifetime, so I dunno, Jenny, maybe there's hope yet

However, the Death test says I only have 39 1/2 years to live.

[This message has been edited by Stephon (edited 12-30-2001).]

[stickman]

Damn personality tests! At least the ones the scientoligists did, had me killing myself within the year. Used to make a "yearly" pligrimage to one of there offices to take the test.

"Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.

Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever. "

Anyone want to give bastard lessons? I guess being born of an unwed mother isn't enough these days.

Stickman

http://www.weeble.org

[Jenny]

Firegirl,
You're bitchier than i thought!
I tested 43% bitch. (Less than i thought.)

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Some interesting facts though:

The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 41% bitchy.

Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.

Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.

Girls with tattoos like authority less.

Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.
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Maybe by the time I'm done with Etienne my % will go up...

[fracksfreakshow]

according to the death test frack is only going to live to be 54. There was actually a question about swallowing knives on there. What shall the world do without Frack.

[fracksfreakshow]

and according to another one in that time frack is going to have sex with 12 people. Any takers?