carnivores

[nick nickolas]

Mary had a little lamb....
Some carrots,
peas,
potatoes,
and gravy too.

[This message has been edited by nick nickolas (edited 12-21-2001).]

[Todd]

Do vegetarians give oral sex?

[Todd]

Yes, they stand across a room and yell "Fuck you." at thier partner.

[Scot Free]

Vegetarians taste better!

[Jenny]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by nick nickolas:
Mary had a little lamb....
Some carrots,
peas,
potatoes,
and gravy too.
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In a diner on the Big Island of Hawaii, the waitress wouldn't even let us "howlies" order off the Phillipine menu. It included something where they feed rice and vegetables to a goat a few hours before killing it, and then eat the nicely stewed contents of its stomach!

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Uh-oh; looks like I've got a little Rumple in me. (No, not THAT way...)
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Also met some hawaiian wild boar hunters drinking beers by the ocean. They use two kinds of dogs; "trackers" and "grabbers." The trackers sniff out and chase the boar, then "sound off" when they find him, summoning the grabbers. The grabbers -like pit bulls- come chomp into the boar and hold it there until the hunter rides up on his horse and shoots it. Before he gets there though there is often a blood bath between the boar and the dogs, which is why the hunter carries needle and thread with him, so he can sew the dog's guts back in until he can get him back home to safety. That the boar might kill their dog fuels the hunter's vengeance against the boar: "Yo dog is yo FRIEND. He mean everyt'ing. He get you your FOOD! If 'Dat fucking peeg keel my dog..."
The hunters gut the boar on site and tow it home behind their horses, leaving the pile of entrails behind only to be eaten by other such omniverous boars.


Also met a loner/Vietnam Vet/outrigger paddler who hunts wild turkeys. "I am a non-vegetarian, but I only eat meat I kill myself." He practices simulating the call of a sexy little hen in heat, luring the male into a clearing where he can shoot him with a rifle on site. It's a swift and peaceful death compared to that of the boar, which the Turkey Hunter abhors. He believes it very unhealthy to eat meat that was killed in such a prolonged, fear-filled and violent manner.


Meanwhile, I thought I would have the best story on the island that week by having jumped on the back of a boar hunter's horse and riding off with him into the mountains (to the chagrin of my poor poor boyfriend.) But no! Bobarino was hanging out in the woods or something when one of those wild turkeys ambles into a clearing about 60 feet in front of him. Instinctively, Bobarino picks up a rock, WHIPS it at the turkey, and the turkey DROPS DEAD! A clean kill, right on the head, with a rock. Imagine the fun he had with his innumerable illegitimate children, plucking the feathers from around the asshole of the turkey, among other places.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Well, Jenny, that does it.

I still have yet to see your show, but after that, I think its safe to say that I'm a fan. The mix of charisma, devil-may-care charm and admirable self restraint is what tipped it.
I like the idea that one can eat vegetables from within a goat: if a vegetarian, following the letter of the law, and violating its spirit.
Something decidedly tasty there. Not perhaps as tasty as freshly plucked goat, but I don't think I could (I think the word I'm loooking for here is withstand) that.


qs

[Mark Wessels]

Interesting how there are so many vegetarian performers.

I'm vegan too. BTW.

MFW

[jonnyflash]

I was a veggie,(for health reasons)
then the sausages called to me. And the chicken.
I fell in love again with their meaty, greasy charms.
And how could I ever have resisted? I am now the happiest man
alive.

Jonny Flash

[le pire]

Well, I'm mostly veggie now. I eat fish & sea food about twice a week. I don't do poultry, nor do I do cow. I only occasionally eat ham 'cause they put it in EVERYTHING here in France.

I'll be back in the states this summer and highly doubt I'll eat ham there because it's not like you can just walk into the corner bakery and get a lovely slice of quiche lorraine.

and the croissants in the states are awful...

the bread's nothing special ...

no such thing as good cheese...

wine is nasty and expensive...

can't get goose-liver paté at Superfresh...

>>sigh<<

I haven't left and I'm already homesick!

é t i e n n e

[Stephon]

Ah, yes, but you can get a nice hot shower and a lovely can of underarm deodorant. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[le pire]

...and wash away the pheremones that drive women mad with passion?!??

[theincrediblelarry]

I dont wear deoderant, i live in the states, and i think i stink good. helps to ward off carnivoes. Taco bell sour cream is made with beef fat!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Mr. Pitts]

I sweat a lot but I only stink a little

[scot]

papa BLAH,BLAH,BLAH is proud to call this thread "son"

[jester]

If the Lord had meant us to take showers he would have given us armpits facing upwards....