Should Robert's writings about his recent proctological modifications be put up here rather than lower the tone of the Limericks, Haiku, Jokes and other "conversation threads"?
I will have to have my 8th knee operation (same leg) sometime later this year and I already have more metal in it than LDR and Frack's entire bodies put together. Does this count? The scars are cool and I believe the new joint won't set off as many alarms at airports.
Every-one should watch their drawers!
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1 more session in the chair at the tattoo studio 2 more to go before The Milan Tattoo Convention.It's all on!!!
Next session is on Saturday,18th Tops of my feet!Ohhhh
hey mate , I can't believe I just looked at spidermans backdoor,
leaving that aside ......all the best for the tops of your feet this saturday ( how do you stay concsious?)
what i would like to know ...you mentioned that the ozzie pass port guys freaked out , how long had it been ..and what changes to your face needed to be recorded? ... how did the british immigration handle you?
good luck lucky,
AJ
Well,
I must say that it is an honour to be the "Fuck of The Month"!And let the record be straight,the reason there is a Cobb web there is because no one has ever been there,other wise I would have got an bulls eye or something!My girlfriend is the only one that knows I am the fuck of the month,so sorry Em,Ben and A.J.
So,
1 more session to go!Milan here I come.Wow,the tops of the feet and my scrotum in 1 session was a great finally,before the record break on 9th february.Wish me all the best,
LDR
Robin G,under my nails are not done,and no one on the planet has this,and there is a good reason why!If you want to know,giveit a try
[quote]Originally posted by Peter Voice:
<strong>You could always hit your fingernails with a hammer.
It works for me everytime I try to build something, even works on toenails.
A cheap and quick solution just for Milan.</strong><hr></blockquote>
This might be a good solution. Not only will the skin under the nails temporarily turn black from the bruise, but the nail usually dies and falls off after a week or two... then the skin will be exposed and you can tattoo it. I mean, come on Lucky: you tattooed your scrotum. You may as well go all the way.
P.S. When are we going to see photos? (Not necessarily of your scrotum, but I'm curious to see what you're looking like now.)
Yeah lucky, for someone who's visual impact is so high, your web presence is virtually nil.
The longer you wait before getting your website organised and out there the more likely the only pics of you out there will be photos taken where-ever by people who end up exploiting you for laughs.
I think its good that you concentrate on one goal at a time but also think that with a bit of housekeeping, (getting all your pics in one place for a scan-marathon)
you could have other stuff going parrallel.
Good luck for feb and realise that all those first full-body pics are going to be worth more because they are the first. You could look at getting a photo shoot done beforehand so you could have your own images to sell.
(Black background-white eyeliner)
You are still always welcome to give me a ring anytime to get together to do more photos ( no charge ). Just in case any of you didn't see what Lucky USED TO look like last year check out this site:
Ok, I've held off for ages....and yes I'm being picky paintily twat , but....
All tatooes I've seen anywhere and on every tatooed body I've ever come across are BLUE - BLUE - BLUE ! Ultramarine/dark Ultrmarine heading towards if you like that colour we call black. But tatooes are blue in hue, they're never black. Blood and pink meat can give the tatoo a purple/violet/burgundy/a blue blooded shade - but it's never black.
It just doesn't look black!
Or am I wrong?
There I've done. Painfully pointing out obvious,boring artist Bore. Twas just bugging me. Off to mix paint pallet.
Bluuuuuue it is. Blue rules the day. Blue Blue Blue.
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