PERFORMER BODY MODIFICATION

[firegirl]

sorry ben... i've found that these long distance things just don't work out... [img]frown.gif[/img]

you're in england and i'm here (still single) in the usa... pining away for a sarcastic juggler with witty brittish chat-up lines... if it were but for the space time continuium, we could be together...

damn that space time continuium! damn it all to heck!

~firegirl

[ben woodling]

damn indeed!i'll be avin words with Mr einstien and Mr hawkins to see if they can sort that bloody continium out! till then,
au revoir <thats french for bye u know [img]smile.gif[/img]
british boy ben

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

WOW,
N.Y.C what a town!
I just finished performing at the Tattoo convention at the ROSELAND BALLROOMS and it went off,no thanks to the N.Y.C crowd!
I met up with Enigma's wife Catsen,and alot of great tattooed people and tattooists!
On of the greats was Tattooed Theo from Germany and he is 67 and is one of the most tattooed people in the world!
What an inspiration to meet such a man!
Then to top it of I met another man who was 77 years old name Bill Glen from N.Y and also one of the most tattooed men in the world!

Wow,what a show the N.Y people have put on and this place Rocks!

I am going to be performing in Washington Square this week end and may be Cenral Park!

Hanging out with loads of Bill W mates this week end aswell!

Living the dream and it is much easier when guys like that ,that I meet at the tattoo conventions are put in my path!


LDR

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

The other day I got 13 Dollar sign's on the palm of each hand,WOW!

I got it done by a girl called Michelle,from the tattoo studio called DARE DEVIL in Manhattan,N.Y.C!

I think that this will bring me good fortune and life is going to become alot more rich!

I had great sucsess at the N.Y.C tattoo convention,I won the 1st prise for best tribal tattoo,and 2nd prise for best overall tattoo!

It was a great moment when I was on stage with my back to the audience,completley naked and I bent down to show all that were there my cob web ass hole and crack!

Bit of a crowd stopper!!!!

N.Y.C ROCKS!

LDR

[crazyjugglers]

woah, you guys are, well incredible, i'm just 17 and pitiflly un tattooed and unpierced. so do you use lines in your shows that work off the tattoos?
cool
tom

[Peter Voice]

God I'm glad the freak show isn't dead, it gives me something by which I can measure politics.

[ 05-24-2002: Message edited by: Peter Voice ]</p>

[Doctor Eric]

[quote]Originally posted by crazyjugglers:
<strong> so do you use lines in your shows that work off the tattoos?
</strong><hr></blockquote>

The greatest line in my show revolves around one of my tattoos, it's also a handy mark as to where the fat guy steps...

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Yes hear is a line that I use in my show at the moment-

Ladies and gentleman I have been performing for 22 years since I was 8 years old,can I just say that I am really grateful that you people(the audience) support what I love doing,because I could not do it with out you all!Lets face it there is not much else I can do,I mean Look at me!

As for Mr.Voice,the only thing you are really good at is being a VOICE!
Oh and drinking of course,they go hand in hand for you!Keep up the good work!!!


LDR

[ 05-24-2002: Message edited by: Lucky Diamond Rich ]</p>

[fracksfreakshow]

well frack is somewhere in the not so great state of new mexico. haven't had a fishwich in weeks. and last night frack shaved off all his beautiful blue hair and is down to peach fuzz. feel the breeze on it ahhhhhh. lucky how you get your palms tattooed? heard that was bad for the palms for some crazy reason? narf frack could use a fishwich. and to top it all off went down to new orleans no firegirl, thom was there though. frack may never learn the nipple transfer now. even though the penis lifting is going good in the show. but it is missing something and that is the nipple transfer. frack think when get back to cincinnati is going to get belly button pierced and see how large can gauge it. lucky what is the largest you've ever seen? piercer said largest he ever saw was a 6 but since on tour saw a girl with a 0 guage looked wild. geez firegirl frack can't believe you weren't there. if anyone coming to see the show bring frack some food please, some normal food. these people eat the worst food in the world. well that's all for frack, frack be back if find a computer again on tour. yep yep frack attack.

[Thom]

Frack,

It was a pleasure meeting you and watching you work. I must say, when you swung that bar stool by your ear piercings it was great theater. I was worried about your safety, amazed at your pain control, and scared the bar stool would fly off the cord and land on me; All at the same time. Good show!

Good luck on tour. I hope we meet again some day.

Tell Eric I said, "hi."

[fracksfreakshow]

to bad you didn't get to see the penis lifting that would of had you even more scared. was supposed to do it that night but wasn't allowed. it is going over great with the crowds though. frack during intermission walks up on stage sets up his little screen turns on the light behind it and lifts a 2 1/2 pound weight behind the screen for 15 minutes. starts swinging it back and forth then turns and swings side to side. then dr. eric comes up hands frack his sword frack sword swallows (this part is above the screen so the audience can see). then when the sword is down inside frack eric rips the sheet away for the world to see it is all real. think might be the only person in the world to be able to perform both these stunts seperate let alone combined into one. but yep yep that is frack. and frack wants to see thom juggle his cat with a chainsaw. yep yep frack attack

[Doctor Eric]

[quote]Originally posted by fracksfreakshow:
<strong> frack think when get back to cincinnati is going to get belly button pierced and see how large can gauge it. lucky what is the largest you've ever seen? piercer said largest he ever saw was a 6 but since on tour saw a girl with a 0 guage looked wild.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Frack, you should have asked me, the guy who forked my tongue has a 00 in his belly button (I think he had the same curiosity you do). Looks mighty stupid, but it's funny.(BTW Frack, New Mexico is not that bad) Oh, and Hi Thom!

[Thom]

Frack and Eric,

Maybe I'll catch the penis swing next time. Maybe the Red Room will allow it. I doubt it, but maybe.

I'm not juggling my cat anymore. He's turned into a regular cat, except he will still play fetch, but not very often.

I still juggle a chainsaw and two torches blindfolded. That's kind of cool. Oh and the Bar b que grill with bigger and better flames. Pretty! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Hello Eric, I hope everything is well. How's the Electric machine working for you?

[fracksfreakshow]

well here frack is in arizona and yes new mexico was that bad. the really worst part aboot it is that the mcdonalds there have the plain mcchicken sandwiches that frack loves mmmmm so much but they were all sold out, how can you be sold out of mcchicken sandwiches. took forever for frack to explain to them that just wanted the plain kind and not the hot and spicy then when they finally understood they were sold out. then went to the grand canyon couple days ago and frack is a pasty white guy and frack got a little to much sun. but last night at the show if you are still trying to catch frack on the penis weight lifting lucky, frack lifted a 2 1/2 pound weight for 25 minutes. not only just lifted it and held it but also swung it for the 25 minutes. but then the last five minutes dr. eric added an extra iron to the penis. so 20 minutes with the 2 1/2 pound weight swinging it then the last 5 with the weight plus an iron. actually it felt pretty good so frack think going to try even more on the next show. yep yep frack attack.

[Doctor Eric]

Hello Thom, the tour is going well, I have been doing a few radio spots, figuring it out... and, btw the Red Room loved the last show, but were a bit disappointed because it wasn't "raunchy" enough, so I don't think Frack will have a problem there. The machine behind the curtain (ssshhhh) is working just fine, the act is beautiful. Oh, and get a new cat.
Best wishes