PERFORMER BODY MODIFICATION

[Chance]

I knew you were only teasing Jim, and I'm sure Richie does too. Even if he wanted to take offense I don't think he could -- after so many tats he probably doesn't feel a thing anymore.

For viewing the esophagus tats, how about one of those swords that light up?

And how are you at poetry? Maybe you can make Richie a suggestion for either the rectum or throat? Let's see now, should it be general or topical, you know, something appropriate to the actual location of the tat?

Maybe this calls for some more of that stream-of-conciousness stuff again after all. Break out the Castenada! Paeote for everyone!!

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Old Zeke at the OK Corral

Said "Sorry, can't hear you, my pal.

I was too busy thinking

of tattooing and inking

the walls of my left ear canal."


"I hear what you mean" relied Jake,

and though self absorption's at stake,

you might wanna listen

cause what yer a missin

could save you from quite a mistake."


"What's That?" Zeke inquired, "Was that you?

I was picturing pinstripes in blue,

that would render me sleek,

Take a peek, I'm unique,

I would say to the sweet Betty Sue."


"She'd love you fer sure, I suppose,

but listen, yer awfully close

to that fresh pile of shit

if you don't turn a bit,

you'll tatoo between all of yer toes."


"Or the Duke, a tatoo of John Wayne,

would be well worth the hard eerie pain"

Zeke was well in his dream

as the pile let off steam

and Jake pictured the upcoming stain.

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Thanks Guy's,
all your suggestions and thought's have gone in!But a word of advice!

Do not ever get your ass tattooed right up to you anus!

And what ever you do,do not do a show in Covent Garden on the West Piazza to hundreds of people straight after!

And through a pieace of apple under your leg on a 10 foot uniclcle whilst juggling knifes!

Does life get better than this?

I amgoing to wright a book and include this experince,in it i am sure!

Wow!

LDR

PS.Taxie-stick to the Pig's Flying Poems they are much better!

[Peter Voice]

Salute, Karl.

[le pire]

Thanks for the advice! You know I was just headed out the door to get my anus inked when I read your post and have since reconsidered.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Let me know when you are writing your book, LDR, and I'll invest in exclamation marks, in preperation for the worldwide shortage.

[Jim]

[quote]Originally posted by Lucky Diamond Rich:
<strong>I amgoing to wright a book and include this experince,in it i am sure!
LDR
</strong><hr></blockquote>

How many different ways is this sentence funny?

...Lucky, When you wright your book, you'll have a better experince fi you use a computer withspellcheck.

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[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

Did you or did you not understand me,and what i said?

Give me a break,man!

When I write,my book it will be spell checked and then prof read,and then a will pay a skeleton writer,and then it will go to a publisher and then it will be on the shelf for you to buy!

My mother use to give me shit about my spelling,and now you Jim!

LDR

[Jim]

Just kidding with you, Lucky.

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[HiveQueen]

[quote]Originally posted by Lucky Diamond Rich:
<strong>

When I write,my book it will be spell checked and then prof read,and then a will pay a skeleton writer

LDR</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ghostwriter, dear.
I do that for a living; let me know when you're ready to appear wittier and more literate. Jim can vouch for my spelling prowess.


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[HiveQueen]

[quote]Originally posted by fracksfreakshow:
<strong>frack has learned control of each one [halves of a split tongue], and is trying to keep scraping it as much as possible to keep it from closing. yep yep frack attack.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Just an idea here: what if you pierced your tongue just behind the point at which it begins to fork, and instead of using a stud, put a *ring* through the hole (smallish diameter, medium gauge) so that the other side of the ring rests just in your tongue cleavage (is there a technical term for this feature?) It seems the presence of the ring might help to keep the flesh from growing back together, as it would have to grow around the ring, which would keep moving around enough to make growing around it difficult.

My other idea, more impractical and even less researched for plausability: if I remember correctly, tongue tissue doesn't form scar tissue per se, thus the tendancy to heal up; what if you had a narrow strip of skin from another part of your body grafted along the inside of the cut? The tongue tissue could heal to the grafted skin, which has no intrinsic tendancy to grow to itself. Granted, it's been several years since I took pathology or physiology, so this might be total blather. (Oooh, but you could have the graft tattooed before grafting...spread your tongue apart and let people read the secret message!


Pluck your magic twanger, froggie!

[Doctor Eric]

Actually, my plan (since I can't stand tongue piercings), is whaen I have the split recut, instead of just slicing it open again, we are going to actually remove a v shaped groove down the length of my tongue, I think that'll fix it, plus it'll look a little more like Ma nature did it (a slice in the end of your tongue sadly does not accurately represent a natural forked tongue)

[fracksfreakshow]

anyone seen lucky around lately? frack in the need of some new body mods, was thinking maybe flesh stapling. yes it's just like it says, it looks like a giant staple in the flesh and no they don't do it with a giant stapler. is pretty interesting looking actually. frack was also thinking maybe gettting a hoop pierced into the front of the neck. so instead of wearing a collar girls could just hook up to the the pierced neck and walk frack on a leash. yep yep frack attack.

[Dan Tastik]

what about scarring? or branding? or even the under skin inserty things that gives you interesting lumps? Lots of fun.

[Neil Brown]

LDR,
With so much money invested in tattoos etc, do you have your body insured?