Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine the royalties one would get......if they had a patent on the word...."Oops".....& everytime it was said.....they would get a penny!That would be greater than great! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to say the word....."Oops".....in a film oneday.....in such a way......that i will get royalties for it.....anytime....some advertising tycoon......tries to promote the word!
Yes!I'm buying the rights....to the word....."Oops"
"Oops"....." [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

OOps!How can you be everyone's cup of tea?Wouldn't that be a mission in life.....to be everybody's cup of tea! [img]frown.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I can't find my wretched tweezers & i need to squeeze a little pimple on my left funny bone!Also i want to pick up that little red spider.....crawling all over the boisenberry wall.OOops!Now i've lost the little bugger!If i don't find my wrteched tweezers in 3 minutes,i'll be permanately jinxed into popping out the word....."OOops....OOoops....Oooops".....til i'm through with being a silly little nuisance of a pixie weasel!Ciao...& Cheeers & Chin Chin.....to everything!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh.....
I'm lost in Oompa Loompasville....
where oops & oompa's....
& everlasting gobblestopper ear-candy music is played.....
to motley Munchkins.....
watching carnivalesque nincompoopery...
unfold the day away.....like time dividing itself.....
in & out of pop-up zones....
as if in sync with off-beat ticks....& on-beat tocks!
Oops!The clocks just popped.....
spring-a-ling-a-ling!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Universal word....."Oops!".....
is here to stay!
When did it arrive?
Perhaps it may even be the most popular word in the World....if you call it a word? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you have any...."Oops"...stories to add to this complete waste of time category? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh no.....i'm on one again.....!!!
I've got P Net disease.
I'm frigggin' going troppo...
nuts,gooOsey,march hare hairy,
niggle-fested,anything goes addiction...
moth-ball dimension....
nasal congestion direction....
Whateversville Kingdom misdirection....
Notmakesenseville....
here i go again deja vu....oopsy etcetera....ere....oops....cheeers...frigggin' darn whoopsy....oopsed out pixie wixie...if there is such a thingy...to ooops & oops on about!
God bless yourself!!!
Bless a frog....
God Bless Everything....
bless,bless,bless....frigggin' just bless it all!
Bring in the Gods.It's too much for one God to bless!
I'm off with the Gods.....ha ha he ha heE-Ha he Ha he Ha....etc!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!Oops!
Oops!Oops!
Oops!Oops!
Pop!
Frigggin'
oops on....
oops off...
Oops & ooPs....
is too frigggin' oOpsy....
for me to Oops on about....
so i'll just get frigggin' oopsed....
write away.....Oops!P.S. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "Oops!"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop this "Oops"...at once...
or i'll follow my direction....
to watch you get "oops'd out!"
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
Where is my.....?
Where is that?
Where the heck is it?
Where on Earth can it be?
Where oh where.....
is that wretched Oompa Loompa
who threw out the old golden egg....
layed by the drag-rooster-fag....
who was hooked on the word "oops!"
This story is going nowhere.....
so i may as well end it with.....
oops! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Captain Oops....
accidently shuffled up....
to the top of nonsense here!
Are you with me?
Oops!It might take a few days....
to get back to the same spot now!
Oh well....
everything happens for a reason....
so oopsy toodleloo's to you....
& everything contained within the Universe!
Oops.....i'm really oopsied....
so i may aswell tootsie my footsie's...
& oops along....
all along...
until there is no way to be wrong!
Oops...enough is enough...
so oops to all this oopsy....
Regards Captain Oops Not Again!

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Twirl ya frigggin' weasel-stick...
or throw an off cheesy discus....
at a scrawny off-beat fool...
posing himself silly....
while restrained by hiddeous Munchkin nerds.
You may aswell wave a checkered flag....
& have a formula pigeon race
with a team of hopeless imps...
or play quinceball or quoits....
or play shuttlecock with a trombone player....
who's lost the plot!
I am the King Of Hearts.....
& i'm going to roll the dice...
& see what's up next...
with all this poppycock...
so get ready to play...
scissors...paper & rock....
okay!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
Whoops!
Wheeze!
My trumpet...is blocked!
Frigggin' cheese!!!
Come out!!
That's it!
I'm puffing up....
i'm going to explode it out....
i'll aim for that wretched...
Oompa Loompa with the whooping cough!
It will knock his socks off...
as it's older than off!!!
He won't what do do....
except quack like a duck...
that forgot to duck for cover...
when he pictures himself...
smothered in mouldy old cheese! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bowl a googly....
at the weasel...
standing by the stumps...
& frigggin'...
get him out for a duck...
because he ain't gonna hit...
anything except...
a moldy old piece of cheese...
for a 7 by crikey!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]