limericks

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Amusing, enchanting, alive
into poetry as you all dive
I would steer you quite quickly
(to avoid more things sickly)
to poet's school... 19.95

[martin ewen]

There are certainly things that I lack, you
muck rackers and eaters of rat-poo
like good cheer and good grace
with this egg on my face
I now shall return to Haiku

[Lynneski]

Well now Martin's packed up bat and ball, Chose to stand like a dunce in the hall,
But there's still fun to be had,
Even those who rhyme bad,
And keep a good beat not at all.

[HOFF AKA Kitty Katonga]

Nymphomanical Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Pallace

[Vantage]

I will not submit
(though Em's rhymes are a bit
better than most)
that Martin should toast
her superiority yet.

[martin ewen]

This dunce shit is ill-informed and over the top
Cos I'm sensitive and do think a lot
I may be out in the hall
obscuring vunerable pulp from you all
But come-on fuckers give me you're best shot.

(the worst i could do is entertain you)

[Lynneski]

There once was a Lurk from Christchurch,
Who thought long and hard from his perch,
He selected his prey
In a half-hearted way,
Believed them unworthy the search.

[Lynneski]

If it's lim'rick war you'll wage between us,
And I know we both have enough genius,
Cuz I haven't a ruler,
Nor a need to be crueler,
Then I'll grant you have the bigger penis.

[martin ewen]

Penis willy flanger dong
pee pee dick cock todger shlong
dipstick thomas hindenburg bazil
slinky watsit rumpole razzle
i think it maybe time we moved along

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

While riding atop my old donkey,
and whistling a tune in my wrong key,
I avoid writing prose,
and limerick, I suppose,
for fear that Martin will out shlong me.

[willie the clown]

what an amazing display of true wit,
from you fossilized cynical gits,
such dubious rhymes,in these darkest of times,
keeps me laughing while the world goes to shit.

great and powerful stuff gentles! your excellence is to be applauded!somebody pass the hat!!

[elvis]

It's amazing, the things that we post;
We rant, we praise, and we boast;
But we'd best warn the lasses
To keep watch o'er their asses
'Til dear Robert gives up the ghost.


Steve

[Lynneski]

It soon will be Hallowe'en night,
When everyone looks for a fright,
But nothing's so scary,
As the face, drawn and hairy,
Of Nick when seen after first light.

[Butterfly Man]

The Halifax shrew and the Kingston no-clue
Got together with Windsor's unglue
Said the Edmonton queen
After too much caffeine
"She's the reason it's called Water-loo!"

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Between high pricey Edam and free Brie
I went shopping ( can you just see me?)
pumpkins, crackers and smokes
my reward will be jokes
for I'm housing the old ten foot kiwi.

by the hair on my old chin chin chinny,
My old pumpkin's face will be grinny
for our table this night
will be graced with the sight
of a creature both german and skinnny.

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[This message has been edited by Mr.Taxi Trix (edited 10-26-2001).]