someone write me another show

[herbie treehead]

Could some one write me another show, as the one I do is crap and boring, because I've worked out you're only good at this for three days and the rest of it is getting a grasp of it and getting bored with it.

I've done physical stuff, rope badly, loads of peoples lines, badly as well, magic that didn't work very well and sang songs.

Could I also have some work please as I need somewhere to do this new show

thank you very much

Herbie treehead

[Noel]

Well, I'm stuck working here in Manchester in the drizzle and fog, on my own, because my fairweather partner has buggered off to the London.

However, he didn't really bring anything special to the show, and I reckon you could learn the lines in a couple of days - other than that it's the usual fare...

What do you reckon then? I don't think he'd mind, as he is currently refusing to speak to me on the grounds that I am beneath him.

70 - 30 split, of course...