Rumple-Idiot Worship

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Go On Give Me An Orangepip!
    ===========================
    Go on give me an orangepip
    or i'll nip
    your nose
    & nibble on your toes,
    so zip
    your lips
    & give me an orangepip
    you wretched twit!

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      I Don't Want To Hear Your Nonsense!
      ===================================
      Your nonsense
      is at my expense
      so get off my chest
      & jest
      your defence
      at someone else's
      expense!

      Okay then Mr Mad!
      Don't read it!

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        Do Anything You Like?
        =====================
        Smell your toes
        with your nose.
        Put this fish
        on a dish.
        Chase the rat
        off the mat.
        Eat that big
        weird earwig
        & clap your hands
        to the Elastic Band!

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Old King Hole & His 3 Piddlers
          ===============================
          Old King Mole
          was a hairy old troll,
          & a merry old soul
          was he.He called for his pipe
          & he called for his bowl,
          & he called for his piddler's 3.
          Every piddler had to piddle
          fine,& a very fine piddle
          had he.Piddle-poo,piddle
          pee,went the piddler's 3.
          Piddle-poo-poo-pee-piddle-pee!

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            What's The Matter?
            ==================
            What's the matter?
            Has your house got any fatter?
            Can't you stand
            chitter-chatter?
            Did the Mad Hatter
            steal your patter?
            What's the matter?
            Does anything matter?

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Where Do I Belong?
              ===================
              I don't seem to belong
              anywhere?
              Upstairs
              Downstairs
              Here
              There
              or
              Anywhere!
              Am i Wrong?

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                The Priest That Was Eaten By The Beast!
                =======================================
                There was a priest
                that was allergic
                to yeast,
                so he rejected the host
                of the Holy Ghost
                & was then eaten
                by the Beast!

                [This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 12-26-2001).]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Oh I'm Not Much Good!
                  =====================
                  I'm not much good!
                  I wonder whether i should
                  do myself in
                  & put myself in the bin?
                  Maybe that would
                  make me good?

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Ride Away Henry
                    ===============
                    Ride away,ride away,
                    Henry shall ride'He shall have a fussy rat
                    tied to one side;
                    he shall have a little frog
                    tied to the other,
                    and Henry shall ride
                    to see his grandmother.

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      The Ever So Silly Toad
                      =======================
                      There was a toad
                      that acted the fool
                      ontop of his toadstool
                      & sang a terrible toady ode
                      in front of ten other toads!

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Flippin' jingles......i've only got another 750 posts to make a thousand!Gosh!It's enough to make ya fruit-cakey.....& eat a packet of fruit-tingles.....whilst having pins & needles in ya funny bone!I'm gonna go & find a packet of hundreds & thousands & sprinkle them all over town until i'm a colour-blind clown.....that could make a giraffe laugh!I'm high Up there Mr Giraffe
                        .....so laugh with ya highest voice & i'll catch it way up there in the air!Put ya head through the clouds Mr Giraffe......so no one can hear your laugh......& then we'll laugh our heads off.....until the moon....makes us looney......& then the sun will come back....until we're in tune again....hopefully with our heads back on?Oops I'm over the Moon.....as it really is getting bright!Cheeers & Good Night & Good Morning!Hello & Goodbye!zzZzzZzZzZzZzzz

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          I'll Be Back!
                          Crikey!This line was worth $10,000!

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            Seriously do you want more?

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              ?

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                Mr Topsy-Turvy is here greeting the World with Cheerio,Hello,Yo & he-hi-ho-he-hi-ho......on i go.....!Here's some more goofy goo-goo,gaga tales of nutty as a fruitcake stories to roll out into more nonsense oh blah blah blah!

                                The Funny Little Old Fifty-Fifty Man
                                ======================================
                                There once was a little old man
                                who would get shakey hands
                                when attempting to be thrifty
                                at the second-hand thrift shops
                                He would stuff things in his coat
                                while eating lollipops
                                & telling silly jokes
                                & then walk out feeling
                                ever so fifty-fifty.

                                I was once at the opshop(second-hand charity-shop)in Australia in Melbourne & i bought a distortion pedal for $1 The little old lady thought it was a little radio.
                                The best thing i ever got out of $1 in my life was a pair of spring-shoes.The Ultimate Bargain!Anyway cheeeers!P.S.Oops!

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