Rumple-Idiot Worship

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go On Give Me An Orangepip!
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Go on give me an orangepip
or i'll nip
your nose
& nibble on your toes,
so zip
your lips
& give me an orangepip
you wretched twit!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I Don't Want To Hear Your Nonsense!
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Your nonsense
is at my expense
so get off my chest
& jest
your defence
at someone else's
expense!

Okay then Mr Mad!
Don't read it!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do Anything You Like?
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Smell your toes
with your nose.
Put this fish
on a dish.
Chase the rat
off the mat.
Eat that big
weird earwig
& clap your hands
to the Elastic Band!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Old King Hole & His 3 Piddlers
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Old King Mole
was a hairy old troll,
& a merry old soul
was he.He called for his pipe
& he called for his bowl,
& he called for his piddler's 3.
Every piddler had to piddle
fine,& a very fine piddle
had he.Piddle-poo,piddle
pee,went the piddler's 3.
Piddle-poo-poo-pee-piddle-pee!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's The Matter?
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What's the matter?
Has your house got any fatter?
Can't you stand
chitter-chatter?
Did the Mad Hatter
steal your patter?
What's the matter?
Does anything matter?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where Do I Belong?
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I don't seem to belong
anywhere?
Upstairs
Downstairs
Here
There
or
Anywhere!
Am i Wrong?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Priest That Was Eaten By The Beast!
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There was a priest
that was allergic
to yeast,
so he rejected the host
of the Holy Ghost
& was then eaten
by the Beast!

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 12-26-2001).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh I'm Not Much Good!
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I'm not much good!
I wonder whether i should
do myself in
& put myself in the bin?
Maybe that would
make me good?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ride Away Henry
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Ride away,ride away,
Henry shall ride'He shall have a fussy rat
tied to one side;
he shall have a little frog
tied to the other,
and Henry shall ride
to see his grandmother.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Ever So Silly Toad
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There was a toad
that acted the fool
ontop of his toadstool
& sang a terrible toady ode
in front of ten other toads!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Flippin' jingles......i've only got another 750 posts to make a thousand!Gosh!It's enough to make ya fruit-cakey.....& eat a packet of fruit-tingles.....whilst having pins & needles in ya funny bone!I'm gonna go & find a packet of hundreds & thousands & sprinkle them all over town until i'm a colour-blind clown.....that could make a giraffe laugh!I'm high Up there Mr Giraffe
.....so laugh with ya highest voice & i'll catch it way up there in the air!Put ya head through the clouds Mr Giraffe......so no one can hear your laugh......& then we'll laugh our heads off.....until the moon....makes us looney......& then the sun will come back....until we're in tune again....hopefully with our heads back on?Oops I'm over the Moon.....as it really is getting bright!Cheeers & Good Night & Good Morning!Hello & Goodbye!zzZzzZzZzZzZzzz

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll Be Back!
Crikey!This line was worth $10,000!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Seriously do you want more?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Topsy-Turvy is here greeting the World with Cheerio,Hello,Yo & he-hi-ho-he-hi-ho......on i go.....!Here's some more goofy goo-goo,gaga tales of nutty as a fruitcake stories to roll out into more nonsense oh blah blah blah!

The Funny Little Old Fifty-Fifty Man
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There once was a little old man
who would get shakey hands
when attempting to be thrifty
at the second-hand thrift shops
He would stuff things in his coat
while eating lollipops
& telling silly jokes
& then walk out feeling
ever so fifty-fifty.

I was once at the opshop(second-hand charity-shop)in Australia in Melbourne & i bought a distortion pedal for $1 The little old lady thought it was a little radio.
The best thing i ever got out of $1 in my life was a pair of spring-shoes.The Ultimate Bargain!Anyway cheeeers!P.S.Oops!