Martins virgin guestbook

[martin ewen]

I've just this minute put up a guestbook and its just sitting there radiating my unpopularity.
I've had a website for a couple of years and I stayed well away from guestbooks because I thought they were naff but just lately I've been having so much fun on others (I tend to go to born again sites and say that I'm having trouble with the strength of my faith and can they recommend a product for stigmata stains-They tend to go apoplectic) that I thought I'd risk putting one up and seeing what happened.
Now I know I'm not a nice person and heavily disguised nazi war criminals are embarrassed in my company and even cockroaches think I lower the tone and dandruff has more friends than I do.
(I blame my upbringing-damn those wolves- I was a hyper-orphan, both my parents died before I was born)
But if anyone were to go to
www.anti-gravity.com.au
and perhaps leave a kind word, (or a lot of unkind words one after another) then my heart would sing and my spirit would sour like a duck.

[Prof Willie B]

Martin, I've tried your link twice and have not found as much as a lentil let alone a mung bean. Here I sit hoping for some witty written word, even repartee, but all I get is a blank screen.

Besides, shouldn't this be under "Hype Yourself Blatantly"?


[This message has been edited by Prof Willie B (edited 06-21-2001).]

[martin ewen]

Proff
Just as my persecution complex was in remission-now this.
I now see shadowy cartels everywhere.
It works for me- Its distressing, try via google. Or email me and we'll get to the bottom of it in realtime.
Kelly (Worldwidese) deflowered it this morning and as I said to her I only hope is was as good for her as it was for me.
Regarding the hype yourself blatently I think it could be cultural retardation. Whereas nth americans have no problems galloping about the planet bellowing-'look at me, I have a huge penis' or whatever, us anglos are steeped in reserve and are taught we can only infer things that may be complimentary.( we would take it out and swat a fly 3 ft away then put it back without mentioning anything) Thats why we're known for our self depricating larconic humour.
We're allowed to be funny but we're not allowed to admit that we're funny.(bignoting)
Thus I position myself as a sad tragic friendless depressive which allows me to be as funny as I want.
I also love to blather and am as tangental
as a piece of cooking popcorn and so choose to contain myself within my very own context which is as close to arrogence as I'll ever admit.
Should this present a problem to anyone then I'll kill myself and then you'll be sorry.
On another topic (see what I mean) I was sorry to hear that your travelling days are over, you were one of the few people that when I saw you and there were two of you, I was always pretty sure you saw two of me too.

[Prof Willie B]

Sorry, Martin. I tried again (on the link you've posted below) and am still getting a blank screen.
Please don't kill yourself, it's not really that bad. Get depressed, yes, because you get funnier, but don't off yourself.
PS, I booked my first gig outside Aust. just yesterday (Gee I've hit the big time and am going to NZ) and you already know????

[martin ewen]

Oh the devastating clarity.
The delusion dissolves.
I have no website, p.net, every audience, city, this computer, everything just a projection of my own understimulated mind. I may not even have a mind of my own, I could be an self referential afterthought, a senile particle in some meta-mind.
Try more than one path towards the url, double check spelling and http etc, do magic stuff like adding a slash at the end of the address to see if that helps digestion. refresh, invent a god and make sacifices. I may have some inherent fault but a range of platforms visit so I think or cruelly hope, the faults at your end.
Also I initially confused you with someone else so disregard all prior references to you being a drunkard.

[Todd]

Martin, Ive gotten to your site from the link below, so it must be a problem on Willies end. SO buck up little camper, and dont drink with rugby-playing men from Japan.

[worldwidese]

To those desperately seeking Martin's site, I found it by going to his profile in Who's Who, and clicking the URL. Worked for me! Now I'm gonna try to get it through a search engine. Kelly.

Tick tock. Two minutes have passed. First I got nothing (on YAHOO) because I forgot to type in the Hyphen in anti-gravity. When I corrected it, I got about a dozen matches including 2 in Italian. So go to it guys, and see what you come up with. Kelly.

[This message has been edited by worldwidese (edited 06-22-2001).]