When you stop to consider how many people a year we play to and add a few years together ,a lot of us have played the equivalent of Wembley Stadium a few times, so it isn't all that surprising we get spotted here and there now and again, however here are a few circumstances that are against the laws of probability,
I was on a boat sailing on a 3 hr voyage to a fairly remote south east asian island off the tourist trail , the boat had a few europeans on it ,one recognised me from Sydney ...if that wasn't freaky enough for you..on the way back a month later someone else recognised me from melbourne...
I was heading to the south of spain from England stopping to do shows in Mont-pellier,perpignon,Barcelona,Malaga and eventually ariving at gibralta for a flight home ,when I arrived in Chester to do shows ,a couple watched my show and said they couldn't believe it was me, they had seen me in malaga(on sunday),torremelinos(on tuesday) and now chester(on saturday) in the same week,
the third is the weirdest,about 7 yrs ago, I returned to Leicester to visit my mum, I did one show, it didn't go that well ,but you know...anyway ,my mum was engaged in legal custody battles with her ex(my step-dad) over my half sister who was six at the time, my mum wanted me to go with her to a meeting with a social worker who would assess our credibility as a family , she wanted to show me off as an example of what fine children she raises, the trouble was the social worker recognised me , he was a middle aged man with a bald head ...it turned out that he'd walked through my show a week ago and I'd offered him a tupee as he walked by getting a cheap and cheesy laugh at his expense.....not exactly what my mum wanted me there for.... ..
I was on a boat sailing on a 3 hr voyage to a fairly remote south east asian island off the tourist trail , the boat had a few europeans on it ,one recognised me from Sydney ...if that wasn't freaky enough for you..on the way back a month later someone else recognised me from melbourne...
I was heading to the south of spain from England stopping to do shows in Mont-pellier,perpignon,Barcelona,Malaga and eventually ariving at gibralta for a flight home ,when I arrived in Chester to do shows ,a couple watched my show and said they couldn't believe it was me, they had seen me in malaga(on sunday),torremelinos(on tuesday) and now chester(on saturday) in the same week,
the third is the weirdest,about 7 yrs ago, I returned to Leicester to visit my mum, I did one show, it didn't go that well ,but you know...anyway ,my mum was engaged in legal custody battles with her ex(my step-dad) over my half sister who was six at the time, my mum wanted me to go with her to a meeting with a social worker who would assess our credibility as a family , she wanted to show me off as an example of what fine children she raises, the trouble was the social worker recognised me , he was a middle aged man with a bald head ...it turned out that he'd walked through my show a week ago and I'd offered him a tupee as he walked by getting a cheap and cheesy laugh at his expense.....not exactly what my mum wanted me there for.... ..

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