The Now 'WORLD FAMOUS' Jim Show!

[jester]

I wish I could recognise Chance if I saw him because he is keen on guns and I upset him once already so I would avoid him.

I'd love to rain on your parade Chance.

Well done Jim. If I get recognised in my local supermarket by a local person I am thrilled to bits, so if I was in another continent and somebody recognised me I would be very very pleased about it.

Good for you.

Now I know you didn't want any arguements but you won't deny me a little pop at Chance now would you?

[Chance]

**That** was an argument?? Jesus, am I the only one around here with any skin left at all? In real life that exchange would have taken all of 3 seconds and would have been immediately passed by; on the internet it somehow becomes theatening and worthy of protracted insults. F**k people, get a life!

[Prof Willie B]

God you guys are funny, especially the stupid one.

[This message has been edited by Prof Willie B (edited 05-29-2001).]

[Butterfly Man]

"Being famous is only a gift to those that do not possess it."
- Paddy Bramwells

[Dead Wood Records]

Bloody Marvelous

I come on here for the first time in months and all I see I a buch of idiots BRAGGING
abouyt being spotted by some-one somewhere.

Golly gosh, how f g wonderfull I suppose
if you were really some-one, say a movie star or something that you would spend half your pathetic little lives telling every-one thta some-one recognised you?

Pathetic, Pathetic, I reallt thing that you guys should go and get some therapy. every-one is taliking about Jims holiday as some great big deal.

Jasus it's almost like reading some Beano comic, let alone hearing Jim going on about how exited he is about running his site from the internet cafes., Boring Boring Boring.

But as for Chance I reckon he's the worst one
he loves to think every-one loves him that sees him but those people who cross him twice should keep an eye on their possesions.

Let alone their pussys!

Chance would shag your own mother to make a freind out of you.

Beleive me.

PS: If you see Chance and recognise him do the right thing go up to him and punce his lights out for me.

[Prof Willie B]

Sorry all, I guess it's my fault. After all, I did mention the stupid one. I just didn't think he was still hanging around.

[martin ewen]

Not a loose cannon, rather an entire arms factory picked up by some giant hand and shaken.
Omega animals serve a valuable function in that they provide context in which our own disfunctions are comparitively dwarfed.
For example I'd like everyone to note what a good speller I am.
Thank you, thank you all so much.

[seanbridgesbikeboy]

dear jim,
I had a great exsperience like your also i was at venice beach about two years ago.Just as i was about to start my first show ever in america.Some tourist walks over and says i saw you in australia,then another walks over and says i saw you in denmark and finally this english dude walks over and says i saw you in london.It totaly rocked my world and i needed about five minutes to think about what happened it was totaly strange but a fantastic exsperience.I was only in la for a short while but had a great time there americans seem to love street theatre and the police were great.All the best great story sean bridges bike boy ps along the same lines just the other day i was in spain at a festival and a spanish guy and his girlfriend recognized me from australia.About a 2 months ago i was doing the auckland festival for nick nicollas and this backpacker couple were staying at the same hotel and they saw me in sydney in melbourne(bourke street)and at port fairy then auckland nz and finally we were staying in the same hotel in nz that was really funney.(they were totaly spun out.And finally i was on this fair ground ride in london and basically you drop in a seat verticaly dowards about 40 metres.Just as it was about to drop this guy next to me goes i saw you in australia at adelaide festival before i could answer it dropped out of the sky falling forty metres what a spin out.Shit happens the world is not that big.