thought o' the day...

[theballoonman]

as i become totally shocked and awed by the never ending infomerrcial for armeggedon sponsored in part by our friends at exxon,cnn,g.dubya inc. and the rest of the "freedom friends"'s war against brown .I cannot help but ask myself, with the last few brain cells that are firing something other than scud missile-like bursts of confusion...
how the hell do you hold a region,after youve freed it...especially when the citizens are unresponsive to your promises of future starbucks,and rainier brand malt liquor, by very nature of there religion...wich cant be right because god is on our side(or possibly the amish's)and even the simplest thing,such as a rant becomes increasingly difficult as live "tank cams" and visions of legions of suicide bombers arguing with each other about "who"s next" in the "look at me,look at me,look what i can do" warfare that sends them into the arms of 74 vestal virgins in heaven to serve and humor their scarred egos from decided lack of attention here on earth (teach them to juggle fire i say,or do a cosby impression and get a tight 5 minutes)...aaaaaRGGGHHH
WELL,I'M GOING BACK TO CRAZY GLUING ITTY BITTY US FLAGS TO MY BOX FULL OF WOODEN MATHCES....Now you can light your smoke with one strike and a burning flag....wich goes to show nothing about me and my convictions, other than the fact that i have way too much spare time .Until they preempt programming to play the regularily scheduled episode of the simpsons that has homer...pleading to the heavens devoutly and religiously...
"I know i've never really believed in you before...but if youre up there please,oh please,save us...
superman."
d'oh
mike

[scot]

Did you guys ever stop to think that maybe war isn't that bad?

I'm not trying to ruin your cut and paste arguments with noone or stop you from giving self-righteous opinions that your friends agree with. I'm not saying that your activism isn't active.

I'm just saying it's possible that war is one of the earth's ways of protecting itself from over population.

[le pire]

Personally, I am NOT anti-war.

There are causes worth dying for; that I would give my own life for.

THIS war is BULLSHIT.


étienne

[Stephon]

[quote]Originally posted by scot:
<strong>I'm just saying it's possible that war is one of the earth's ways of protecting itself from over population.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought that's what jugglers were for....
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[Evan Young]

I think cats are great. Dogs are cool too but cats really take the cake for me. I don't know what it is about them but they just really appeal to my sensibilities.

[theballoonman]

"I've gone from class clown,to world class clown."
mike shick
the balloonman show

which reminds me of a carlin bit
"The class clown was the guy who dropped his pants in school,the class comedian was the guy who talked him into it."
the grandmaster himself
george carlin

[le pire]

Free advice is seldom cheap.

Never make fun of a man's mother (insult something he cares about, instead).

The customer is always right (...until you get their cash).

étienne

[theballoonman]

i know i should be happy...i finally got the mickey mouse watch i always wanteed....its just...at 6:30....

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[scot]

You can learn a lot about a girl just by stalking her.

[scot]

If you're having trouble sleeping tonight and counting sheep isn't working for you, try screwing one. The chase usually tuckers me out.

PS: if you wear a sheep skin, it will help you fit in.

--Scot Nery circus 2001

[Busteroo]

I tried self-hypnosis, but I have Multiple Personality Disorder and it just took so long! <img src="graemlins/square.gif" border="0" alt="[square smile]" />

[Pyromancer]

I like television. Watching war from your livingroom makes you feel safe.

-- I can egg 50 jugglers

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[theballoonman]

i think i'm in love...i was really plastered the other day when i met her....
she was amazing...the kind of woman who wouldnt take "i cant." for an answer...

--I can tip jugs with 50 beggars!-- MiKe

The Balloonman Show

starring
mike shick
"The worlds premiere popcomic."

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[theballoonman]

I heard a song once...the idea was the average man in a 1st world country lives for about 73 years...

"25 000 days on this voyage,i've been given.
take away the ones you'd like to forget,
and the ones just spent makin a livin.
And you get right down to it."

(a folk singer i cant remember)


--I can egg on 50 strippers-- MiKe

[Busteroo]

I saw my first Elvis impersonator the other night. I was walking in Chicago and in an alley some big, fat, drunk guy was singing "hunk-a-hunk-a burnin' love" then he fell over and passed out!!! <img src="graemlins/square.gif" border="0" alt="[square smile]" />