thought o' the day...

[Lynneski]

"I've upped my standards, now up yours."

[robin good]

Knives are safer then guns: you hear of gun shops being robbed but never of a butchershop being robbed

[Stretch]

Do good, avoid evil

[Stretch]

If you don't stretch YOUR imagination . . .
Someone else will do it for you.
And in ways you may not enjoy.

[Stretch]

"Think out side the envelope, think outside the box"
I never worry about that, I just try and get more
air in the balloon.

[Stretch]

Sometimes scale is more important.

[grOmmet]

God LOVES stupid people.....
Look at HOW MANY he made!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[theballoonman]

should lesbians be able allowed to use dildo's....
i mean, they made their choice.

anyone who accuusses me of stealing material can kiss my black ass...

chubby white guys make
better lovers...(oh,that doesnt sound good,uh,i mean,from what i hear)
mike

[Pyromancer]

I didn't think at all today...

[HiveQueen]

Today I learned that if you're miserably sick and manage to convince someone to run out and get you Theraflu, you have to specify that you want the lemon-flavored kind, because otherwise they might bring you back the cough syrup-flavored kind, in which case you may as well take the active ingredients in pill form. Also, taking "short answer" exams while doped up on cold medicine is a lot more interesting than taking them sober.

That's my thought for the day. I hate being sick.

[theballoonman]

"If I wanted a cock and bull story...i'd of read hemmingway..."

the simpsons

[theballoonman]

this is the thought by which so much of my life and almnost all my work is done....
"I dont want permission,i want forgiveness."

[theballoonman]

if fire fighters fight fire....and crime fighters fight crime...
what do freedom fighters fight?

[le pire]

iraqis, afghanis, koreans, chinese, guatemalans, indonesians, cubans, Congo, Peruvians, Laotians, Vietnamese, Cambodians, Chileans, Grenada, Libyans, El Salvadorians, Nicaraguans, Panama, Sudanese, and Yugoslavian... to name a few.

(a list of who the U.S. has bombed or waged war against since the end of World War II. The reason, in each instance, was to install "a democratic government, respectful of human rights" as a direct result. This never happend.)


étienne

[Busteroo]

Wow, etienne! Great point! I have still been under the brainwashed belief that in order to install a "democratic government" you hold an election. I guess this just goes to show you the benefits of an education through a private school over our current public school system! I feel sorry for the families of the soldiers who are over there fighting one man's war against the demons in his head. I guess it's like a macabre Man of La Mancha!!! [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]frown.gif[/img]