thought o' the day...

[LUCKY DIAMOND RICH]

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[Gman]

To diverse gods do mortals bow , holy cow and wholly chao! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Virtue never gave anyone a good orgasm.

[Peter Voice]

Procrastination is the only thing that is "easier done than said".

[Crescent]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car!

[Lee Nelson]

if you pay peanuts you get monkeys

[theballoonman]

Q. how many street performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A. 51. one to screw it and 50 to build it up with a slow rythmic clapping.

san francisco bound
mike
the balloon man show

[Vantage]

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn

[theballoonman]

i guess i do believe in a god...i just cant decide on what denomination she is....

mike shick

[theballoonman]

while i was getting my hiv/blood tested i began thinking about all the skanky sex i've had...we've all got at least one story...for me its that monkey in nigeria...

[Scot Free]

[quote]Originally posted by theballoonman:
<strong>while i was getting my hiv/blood tested i began thinking about all the skanky sex i've had...we've all got at least one story...for me its that monkey in nigeria...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Man you must have been drunk! It was'nt Nigeria Mike, it was that backlane in Gastown.......and who are you callin' a monkey? Ape!

[scot]

To lose is to learn. To win is better.
Composed by Scot Nery January 2003

[theballoonman]

man...i'm so scared of my condom breaking during sex.....
i stopped wearing them.

[theballoonman]

i just got cable television...man,so much soft core porn,i'm disgusted,all i do is sit on my couch and shake my fist.

[Butterfly Man]

war is God's way of teaching us geography