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When life hands you a lemon, drive it back to the dealer.
--Ralph Nader
--Ralph Nader
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If I only had a nickel for every dollar I ever made...Comment
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even if its too late to grab a bull by the horns you may still have time to grab it by the balls.Comment
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What if god tasted like chicken?Comment
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We are all going to DIE,and be eaten by Maggots!
LDRComment
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NOT UNLESS YOUR CREMATED!!!!! THEN ULL JUST GET TRODEN INTO THE CARPET!!!!!Comment
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons.Comment
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What?
You arn't making fun of the American Government are you? Do you realize that you can get your ass killed by state of the art guided cluster bombs for saying things like that?
You better watch your mouth Professor, Big Brother has his eye on you.Comment
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Maybe I missed something in your segue there but I can assure you that government(any, not just US) morality is an oxymoron. Despite the dictionary definition, oxymoron, in this case does mean some sort of hyperventilated idiot or bullshit without balls.Comment
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My point was that the current administration in the US government is using morality as an excuse to do terrible things to people, and Bush is definitly a moron.
I don't think you missed anything, but mabey it's more clear now.
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I would just like to say that root canals are among the coolest things ever. Mine took only 45 minutes and except for the sting of the first shot of novocaine, didn't hurt. My jaw was a tiny bit sore afterwards, but I didn't even bother to have my prescription for vicodin filled. No swelling, no infection. Do not fear root canals. They are your friends.
No, you can't have my vicodin.Comment
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If a quiz is quizical, what is a test?Comment
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Oh why not............
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
(oh so true...)
Remember when someone annoys you,
it takes 42 muscles to frown
but only 4 to extend your arm and slap the cuntComment
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BIKE BOY- LIES MORE THAN HE TELLS THE TRUTH!Comment
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Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP.
GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.
GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.
GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
M2: No.
GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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